So...This morning I was tongue lashed by an ugly women with a bad wig. What, you say? Well, it all started with a simple question...
I am driving into the parking garage and parking in my usual area when I see this guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. No big deal, right?
So I park and get out of my truck and then see another guy (I used to work with him before he transferred to another floor) wearing a Hawaiian shirt and jeans also. No big deal, right?
So I walk to the elevator and see ANOTHER person, this time an older haggish looking creature wearing a very bad wig, which was on slightly crooked and quite possibly had a chin strap, who was also wearing a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. So I ask her, "Is it Hawaiian shirt day on one of the floors?". She then precedes to rip me a new asshole and claims that I am being rude by having the nerve to ask her that. She also screams a question as to whether she should return home and change just to satisfy my fashion taste. The first thing I thought was "Fuck you", but instead of saying that I tell her, not only was her response rude but she should leave her crabbiness at home before she comes to work Crabby McCrab, (yes I did call her that).
So we are walking out and I didn't bother to hold the door for her...
My question is this, Was it entirely rude of me to ask that question or was this Harpie just looking for a fight?
Friday, July 11, 2008
Blackhole Or Void-Of-All-Color-Hole?...
"Texas County Official Sees Race in Term 'Black Hole'"
Give me a break!
Seriously, I am getting so sick of people crying racism every time they have a chance to. Then when there actually IS a legitimate case of racism that happens, no one actually cares about it or has some doubt to it's authenticity.
I'm mixed myself and do I get all up in arms when someone makes a comment about drunk Indians or Wetbacks? Not really. Do I care? Not really. I have more important things to worry about like bills, food, entertainment and of course my fat little pugs.
Take the high road people and get over it. If you make issues out of nothing, not only does your point get buried in the drama, people are not going to care about your point as a result. In fact, the next time you have an important point to make, you are not going to be heard.
Back to the article...Do I think that the guy was being racist when he said "blackhole"? Absolutely not. Do I think that the people who took offense to this were being racist, ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY! They intentionally used the racism card to scare the guy from the topic and shift it to another area that was completely off topic. They were using the perception of being "thought of as a racist" to scare someone into complying with their side of the issue. This is actually a great tool to use in debate, so the accusers are somewhat savvy to this I suspect.
All in all, I wish people would just get over it and get their own lives straight...
Give me a break!
Seriously, I am getting so sick of people crying racism every time they have a chance to. Then when there actually IS a legitimate case of racism that happens, no one actually cares about it or has some doubt to it's authenticity.
I'm mixed myself and do I get all up in arms when someone makes a comment about drunk Indians or Wetbacks? Not really. Do I care? Not really. I have more important things to worry about like bills, food, entertainment and of course my fat little pugs.
Take the high road people and get over it. If you make issues out of nothing, not only does your point get buried in the drama, people are not going to care about your point as a result. In fact, the next time you have an important point to make, you are not going to be heard.
Back to the article...Do I think that the guy was being racist when he said "blackhole"? Absolutely not. Do I think that the people who took offense to this were being racist, ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY! They intentionally used the racism card to scare the guy from the topic and shift it to another area that was completely off topic. They were using the perception of being "thought of as a racist" to scare someone into complying with their side of the issue. This is actually a great tool to use in debate, so the accusers are somewhat savvy to this I suspect.
All in all, I wish people would just get over it and get their own lives straight...
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
A-Rod or A-Hole?...
"ALEX FIRES BACK IN BID FOR KIDS: C-ROD 'PREVENTED HIM FROM SEEING HIS DAUGHTERS"
Cheating husbands, my favorite.
"A-Rod's spokesman, Richard Rubenstein, said, "He is burning to see his children, and fully intends to play a role in their future."
Are you sure he's not burning because of the gono or syph he probably has from all the strippers he's been porking in Miami?
This guy is such a loser. No matter how much fame or money you have, it's never okay to kiss your wife and kids goodnight and then go fuck a few strippers downtown. Maybe he should have been with his kids, if he is so hurt that he can't see them, instead of cavorting around with ho's every chance he got.
Totally gross...you don't know where that pinga has been...
Cheating husbands, my favorite.
"A-Rod's spokesman, Richard Rubenstein, said, "He is burning to see his children, and fully intends to play a role in their future."
Are you sure he's not burning because of the gono or syph he probably has from all the strippers he's been porking in Miami?
This guy is such a loser. No matter how much fame or money you have, it's never okay to kiss your wife and kids goodnight and then go fuck a few strippers downtown. Maybe he should have been with his kids, if he is so hurt that he can't see them, instead of cavorting around with ho's every chance he got.
Totally gross...you don't know where that pinga has been...
He Gets Crabby At Dinner...Our 200th Post!
"Wife: Man who died didn't order crab dish: No criminal charges will be filed"
This one is a hard one to decide. I like Ruby Tuesday Restaurants and have only had good experiences there.
Here's my take on this one: One of 2 things could have happened here. The customer ordered the entree without reading what exactly was in the dish or the server wrote down the wrong entree and keyed it into the order system.
It couldn't be a kitchen error because the food was prepared according to what was printed on the ticket. So it's not like they made the wrong dish. It can't be an expediting error as the correct food, according to the ticket, was made and brought out to the table. So it had to be server error if this is going to work.
I have seen this many times when I was serving back in the day. The customer orders something and then when it is brought out they either don't like the look of it, have changed their minds or want something free and they will tell you that you brought the wrong food out. It's very annoying and happens more than you would think. Then again, I've also seen servers forget what the hell the customer ordered because they are preoccupied with something else and punch in the wrong item just to get the ticket going. So this is a tough one. But in this case I would think that the customer probably ordered the wrong thing.
They should be looking into a few things though, like how many complaints has this server had in the past for wrong orders? Is this a pattern they have? Was everyone else's order correct at the table? And if the guy was allergic to shellfish, why in the hell did he NOT smell the crab in the entree. Crab has a very distinctive odor and your average person could reasonably discern that there was something "fishy" with the food.
Bottom line is that the server, even though they did repeat the order to the customer, should have pointed out that there was shellfish in that particular dish during the ordering phase. Just as they should point out if peanut oil was used in the preparation of a dish. Common sense...
Side Note:
This is our 200th post! I didn't think I would make it this far!
This one is a hard one to decide. I like Ruby Tuesday Restaurants and have only had good experiences there.
Here's my take on this one: One of 2 things could have happened here. The customer ordered the entree without reading what exactly was in the dish or the server wrote down the wrong entree and keyed it into the order system.
It couldn't be a kitchen error because the food was prepared according to what was printed on the ticket. So it's not like they made the wrong dish. It can't be an expediting error as the correct food, according to the ticket, was made and brought out to the table. So it had to be server error if this is going to work.
I have seen this many times when I was serving back in the day. The customer orders something and then when it is brought out they either don't like the look of it, have changed their minds or want something free and they will tell you that you brought the wrong food out. It's very annoying and happens more than you would think. Then again, I've also seen servers forget what the hell the customer ordered because they are preoccupied with something else and punch in the wrong item just to get the ticket going. So this is a tough one. But in this case I would think that the customer probably ordered the wrong thing.
They should be looking into a few things though, like how many complaints has this server had in the past for wrong orders? Is this a pattern they have? Was everyone else's order correct at the table? And if the guy was allergic to shellfish, why in the hell did he NOT smell the crab in the entree. Crab has a very distinctive odor and your average person could reasonably discern that there was something "fishy" with the food.
Bottom line is that the server, even though they did repeat the order to the customer, should have pointed out that there was shellfish in that particular dish during the ordering phase. Just as they should point out if peanut oil was used in the preparation of a dish. Common sense...
Side Note:
This is our 200th post! I didn't think I would make it this far!
Daddy Dearest...
"Bin Laden's son in web terror rant"
The Crown Prince of Terror? Looks more like a reject straight out of that Breakin' movie from the 80's, headband and all!
I say they find this little shit and bomb him too. In a few years we'll be regretting that we didn't.
It's really sad that a whole group of people are so into their religious beliefs that they are ruled by them. I love God (or whatever higher being you prefer) but I'm not going to kill every single person out there that disagrees with what I believe. I think that the Bible is a great work of fiction, somewhat akin to Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes, that teaches great lessons in compassion, trust, hope and charity but you can not take it literally. I think there are some moments there that are absolutely true and I think some moments are exaggerated and then some are pure fiction. Being able to decipher which is which makes you, dare I say- sane and functional. But I digress...
This kid is a powder keg waiting for someone to light the fuse. I actually feel sorry for this terrorist offspring in that he was probably raised and brainwashed, since he was in diapers, to believe that people from the evil West are scum. I would say that it's probably too late to reeducate him at this point but it certainly is not to late to save the rest of the world from another 9/11 or tube bombing, as was perpetrated in England.
You know he is just itching to make a statement that will enamour him to the many Bin Laden minions, but one that will also tell the world that he has arrived. Something bigger and better than what his father has done...something to make dad proud of his son. Scary thought...
The Crown Prince of Terror? Looks more like a reject straight out of that Breakin' movie from the 80's, headband and all!
I say they find this little shit and bomb him too. In a few years we'll be regretting that we didn't.
It's really sad that a whole group of people are so into their religious beliefs that they are ruled by them. I love God (or whatever higher being you prefer) but I'm not going to kill every single person out there that disagrees with what I believe. I think that the Bible is a great work of fiction, somewhat akin to Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes, that teaches great lessons in compassion, trust, hope and charity but you can not take it literally. I think there are some moments there that are absolutely true and I think some moments are exaggerated and then some are pure fiction. Being able to decipher which is which makes you, dare I say- sane and functional. But I digress...
This kid is a powder keg waiting for someone to light the fuse. I actually feel sorry for this terrorist offspring in that he was probably raised and brainwashed, since he was in diapers, to believe that people from the evil West are scum. I would say that it's probably too late to reeducate him at this point but it certainly is not to late to save the rest of the world from another 9/11 or tube bombing, as was perpetrated in England.
You know he is just itching to make a statement that will enamour him to the many Bin Laden minions, but one that will also tell the world that he has arrived. Something bigger and better than what his father has done...something to make dad proud of his son. Scary thought...
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
You Tell Me...
So, I'm going to sound like a total racist here but it is what it is...
The building that I live in is a fairly nice 5 story condo enclave with "key access only" around the perimeter and a lobby accessible only by a key and call box which every unit is hooked into. Sounds pretty safe right? We have parking by permit and security that patrols every so often (I can't really say they are effective but they are present).
So, there was virtually a zero percent crime rate on the premises until (at least since I have been there and it's going on 3 years as of August)...here it comes (the racist part)...several black families have moved in. Apparently, a few owners have decided to buy up the empty units and rent them out. Since said families have moved into the complex, we have had several cars broken into, a motorcycle stolen, a few of the garages have been broken into (some have had the fencing separating them cut with bolt cutters) and items stolen from these privately owned garages, the laundry room has become a dumping ground for all kinds of shit like garbage, old unwanted clothes and miscellaneous household items such as air filters, pots, etc. The elevator has had the lights replaced at least twice because someone keeps popping the light bulbs, not to mention someone has taken to etching all kinds of graffiti into the doors of said elevator with a key possibly and there is now trash being left all over the fucking place like the hallways, elevator and grounds.
We recently got a notice from the association stating that "someone" has recently been throwing their cigarette butts out the window of their unit and has started the bushes directly below them on fire not once but twice!
Isn't there a fucking pre-rental screening of the possible occupants? WTF?
I feel like I have now all of a sudden been moved into ghetto-ville. I also have a guy (yes he is black also) who just moved into a studio down the hall from me. Apparently, there are now 5 people living in that studio including a very loud girlfriend and her 2 year old child, a shady looking 6 foot 7 inch friend whom I have caught "accidentally" trying the doors of other's on the floor and some random guy who shows up every other week. And believe me, they are not quiet in the least.
So you tell me, am I racist or am I right? I don't see any coincidences here actually...
The building that I live in is a fairly nice 5 story condo enclave with "key access only" around the perimeter and a lobby accessible only by a key and call box which every unit is hooked into. Sounds pretty safe right? We have parking by permit and security that patrols every so often (I can't really say they are effective but they are present).
So, there was virtually a zero percent crime rate on the premises until (at least since I have been there and it's going on 3 years as of August)...here it comes (the racist part)...several black families have moved in. Apparently, a few owners have decided to buy up the empty units and rent them out. Since said families have moved into the complex, we have had several cars broken into, a motorcycle stolen, a few of the garages have been broken into (some have had the fencing separating them cut with bolt cutters) and items stolen from these privately owned garages, the laundry room has become a dumping ground for all kinds of shit like garbage, old unwanted clothes and miscellaneous household items such as air filters, pots, etc. The elevator has had the lights replaced at least twice because someone keeps popping the light bulbs, not to mention someone has taken to etching all kinds of graffiti into the doors of said elevator with a key possibly and there is now trash being left all over the fucking place like the hallways, elevator and grounds.
We recently got a notice from the association stating that "someone" has recently been throwing their cigarette butts out the window of their unit and has started the bushes directly below them on fire not once but twice!
Isn't there a fucking pre-rental screening of the possible occupants? WTF?
I feel like I have now all of a sudden been moved into ghetto-ville. I also have a guy (yes he is black also) who just moved into a studio down the hall from me. Apparently, there are now 5 people living in that studio including a very loud girlfriend and her 2 year old child, a shady looking 6 foot 7 inch friend whom I have caught "accidentally" trying the doors of other's on the floor and some random guy who shows up every other week. And believe me, they are not quiet in the least.
So you tell me, am I racist or am I right? I don't see any coincidences here actually...
Shut Up And Watch Me Eat...
"G8 summit: Gordon Brown has eight-course dinner before food crisis talks"
Gordon, can you pass the A-1 steak sauce?
So you're probably wondering what they ate? :
"The dinner consisted of 18 dishes in eight courses including caviar, smoked salmon, Kyoto beef and a "G8 fantasy dessert"...The banquet was accompanied by five different wines from around the world including champagne, a French Bourgogne and sake. "
Side note:
"African leaders including the heads of Ethiopia, Tanzania and Senegal who had taken part in talks during the day were not invited to the function. "
This just goes to show what hypocrites politicians are and the sketchiness of these so called "summits". Kind of fucked up how they didn't invite the Africans, LOL. Then again they probably would have made them serve the food had they been invited...
Gordon, can you pass the A-1 steak sauce?
So you're probably wondering what they ate? :
"The dinner consisted of 18 dishes in eight courses including caviar, smoked salmon, Kyoto beef and a "G8 fantasy dessert"...The banquet was accompanied by five different wines from around the world including champagne, a French Bourgogne and sake. "
Side note:
"African leaders including the heads of Ethiopia, Tanzania and Senegal who had taken part in talks during the day were not invited to the function. "
This just goes to show what hypocrites politicians are and the sketchiness of these so called "summits". Kind of fucked up how they didn't invite the Africans, LOL. Then again they probably would have made them serve the food had they been invited...
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Gotta Make That Donut Money Somehow...
"FLDS fashions for kids sold on enterprising Web site: Mothers say Texas raid forced them to market their clothing style"
Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph. A Clothing line for the kiddies.
Molesting dirty old men sold separately...
I wonder if the website has a rape bed for sale also, just like the ones in the church loft in Texas...
Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph. A Clothing line for the kiddies.
Molesting dirty old men sold separately...
I wonder if the website has a rape bed for sale also, just like the ones in the church loft in Texas...
More Stunts To Cause A Riff...
"Black national anthem' stirs controversy for city"
Why start this kind of uproar?
This is what I am talking about. If you are picked to sing the national anthem, then sing the national anthem. Don't insert your own agenda into the proceedings.
If this had been a "White national anthem" sung by a white lady, Al Sharpton would have been on TV, Jesse Jackson would have thrown his hat into the foray and all hell would have broken loose.
People cry about racism and discrimination but the same groups that make the most noise always separate themselves with antics like this and feed the fire. The more we separate ourselves the less chance we have of overcoming racism. It's heartbreaking actually and infuriating at the same time...
Why start this kind of uproar?
This is what I am talking about. If you are picked to sing the national anthem, then sing the national anthem. Don't insert your own agenda into the proceedings.
If this had been a "White national anthem" sung by a white lady, Al Sharpton would have been on TV, Jesse Jackson would have thrown his hat into the foray and all hell would have broken loose.
People cry about racism and discrimination but the same groups that make the most noise always separate themselves with antics like this and feed the fire. The more we separate ourselves the less chance we have of overcoming racism. It's heartbreaking actually and infuriating at the same time...
Are You Serious?...
So last night I am watching my new favorite show "Wipeout" and they break into programing for a special announcement: "Angelina Jolie checks into hospital to deliver twins".
ARE YOU SERIOUS? I like her and all but give me a GD break.
There are millions of people being tortured and starved around the world. People are being beaten senseless and forced to vote for a total tyrant in sham elections, gas prices have caused the global economy to shit the bed and we are more interested in Brangelina's babies popping out?
Are they going to broadcast her stubbing her toe next? Totally ridiculous...
ARE YOU SERIOUS? I like her and all but give me a GD break.
There are millions of people being tortured and starved around the world. People are being beaten senseless and forced to vote for a total tyrant in sham elections, gas prices have caused the global economy to shit the bed and we are more interested in Brangelina's babies popping out?
Are they going to broadcast her stubbing her toe next? Totally ridiculous...
WAH! That Dog Is Dirty! WAH!...
"Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat"
Complainers are the worst. It's like they intentionally seek out shit to cry about. I bet there have been a few instances where a dog has saved a Muslim's ass throughout history and the dog probably didn't even think twice about it either.
I am getting so sick of these dumbass religious groups butting their elitist noses into everything and anything. Just shut the fuck up and mind your own business. Like you have nothing better to do than to create drama about a cute little puppy.
I am actually kind of perplexed because you usually don't hear of this kind of crap happening outside of the US. I know that everyone has a right to their opinion and that is great; just don't shove it down everyone's throat. If you don't like dogs, then don't get one. If you don't like the poster, than don't look at the God damn thing. Simple as that.
Looking at that picture has got me thinking. I would like to pose my pugs in the same manner but with a Santa hat. I think it would make a cute Christmas card. Maybe I'll send them out to some Muslims, LOL...That was sick, ha ha ha...I just have to make sure that the stamps have baby pigs on them...
Complainers are the worst. It's like they intentionally seek out shit to cry about. I bet there have been a few instances where a dog has saved a Muslim's ass throughout history and the dog probably didn't even think twice about it either.
I am getting so sick of these dumbass religious groups butting their elitist noses into everything and anything. Just shut the fuck up and mind your own business. Like you have nothing better to do than to create drama about a cute little puppy.
I am actually kind of perplexed because you usually don't hear of this kind of crap happening outside of the US. I know that everyone has a right to their opinion and that is great; just don't shove it down everyone's throat. If you don't like dogs, then don't get one. If you don't like the poster, than don't look at the God damn thing. Simple as that.
Looking at that picture has got me thinking. I would like to pose my pugs in the same manner but with a Santa hat. I think it would make a cute Christmas card. Maybe I'll send them out to some Muslims, LOL...That was sick, ha ha ha...I just have to make sure that the stamps have baby pigs on them...
I Know You Are But What Am I?,,,
"Bolivian President Calls Peruvian Head of State 'Fat,' Incites War of Words"
Yo mama is fat!
Too funny! They look so happy in the picture. I can just imagine what these two say about each other in private. So high school...
I guess there is a lot worse things that the guy could have said. Such as "Your mama wears combat boots" or "Go fly a kite"...
Yo mama is fat!
Too funny! They look so happy in the picture. I can just imagine what these two say about each other in private. So high school...
I guess there is a lot worse things that the guy could have said. Such as "Your mama wears combat boots" or "Go fly a kite"...
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
I Think He Described The Room Quite Well Actually...
"British Student Writes Nothing but Expletive on Exam, Gets Credit for Spelling"
What, no punctuation? How rude!
I'm trying to think if my English teacher from high school, Mr. Horton, would have given me credit for writing "Fuck off" on the final essay exam. I think maybe not. Although he was my uncle's best friend and I had seen him "fucked up" on quite a few occasions.
Perhaps I could have used the drunken partying and puke incidents as some sort of blackmail thingy to get a good grade. Oh well, you live and you learn. I did end up with an A-...fucker...he couldn't at least bump it up to an A!!!!
What, no punctuation? How rude!
I'm trying to think if my English teacher from high school, Mr. Horton, would have given me credit for writing "Fuck off" on the final essay exam. I think maybe not. Although he was my uncle's best friend and I had seen him "fucked up" on quite a few occasions.
Perhaps I could have used the drunken partying and puke incidents as some sort of blackmail thingy to get a good grade. Oh well, you live and you learn. I did end up with an A-...fucker...he couldn't at least bump it up to an A!!!!
I'd Ask This Guy To Watch My House...
"Texas Man Cleared of Shooting Suspected Burglars Next Door"
Maybe Hernando and Diego should have gotten a job at the local Dairy Queen instead of ripping people off...
I heard the actual 911 call on this case a few months back and it was ridiculous. The guy was telling the dispatcher that he was going to shoot the 2 guys and guess what, he actually did! LOL. He sounded like your typical redneck but you what, I'd totally want this guy to be my neighbor. It sends a message out to these assholes who steal and rob from you that if your caught around here, you may not make it home to rob another family the next day.
I don't feel one bit sorry for the douches that were shot. Serves them right. Go get a fucking job and buy your own stuff...
Maybe Hernando and Diego should have gotten a job at the local Dairy Queen instead of ripping people off...
I heard the actual 911 call on this case a few months back and it was ridiculous. The guy was telling the dispatcher that he was going to shoot the 2 guys and guess what, he actually did! LOL. He sounded like your typical redneck but you what, I'd totally want this guy to be my neighbor. It sends a message out to these assholes who steal and rob from you that if your caught around here, you may not make it home to rob another family the next day.
I don't feel one bit sorry for the douches that were shot. Serves them right. Go get a fucking job and buy your own stuff...
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