"Man Accused of Walking Down Interstate Wearing Thong, Fake Breasts"
What an ugly women this guy would have presented, in a thong, fake breasts and wig no less.
ROFL! This is actually right down the street from where my friend lives. The guy looks like your average trucker, who in general, are the ones to indulge in such affairs. Sometimes I wonder what possesses these guys to do such things. If you want to do that in the privacy of your own home, have at it. But, please, don't subject my delicate eyes to such a fright...
Monday, June 30, 2008
They Even Misspelled His Name...
"City Vehicles Painted with Anti-Obama Sayings "
Some people are so ghetto...and stupid for that matter...
Ahh, Florida. One of my favorite places. The weather is awesome and the beaches are great. The only bad thing is that there are serious rednecks there. As much as I can't stand Obama and feel he is another mistake this country will make, I do feel that damaging someone else's property with graffiti is fucked up.
Even though I seriously DO NOT condone violence of this magnitude, I do believe that someone is going to off this guy if he wins the White House. He better have Hillary as a VP, because honestly, I wouldn't want to get stuck with a no-name all of a sudden running the country. It's bad enough he might be in there.
Some people are so ghetto...and stupid for that matter...
Ahh, Florida. One of my favorite places. The weather is awesome and the beaches are great. The only bad thing is that there are serious rednecks there. As much as I can't stand Obama and feel he is another mistake this country will make, I do feel that damaging someone else's property with graffiti is fucked up.
Even though I seriously DO NOT condone violence of this magnitude, I do believe that someone is going to off this guy if he wins the White House. He better have Hillary as a VP, because honestly, I wouldn't want to get stuck with a no-name all of a sudden running the country. It's bad enough he might be in there.
Gas Pains...
"Oil rises as gas prices hit all-time high: The national average price for a gallon of gas rises to $4.086, with 33 states paying more than $4 a gallon. "
Before you know it they will have loan applications at the gas pumps .
I don't know where you live but here in Connecticut, the gas prices are fucking outrageous! I had to fill my tank up yesterday because it was empty, duh, and I nearly shit my pants when I saw the price meter keep going up and up and up... I ended up putting in over $70.00 fucking dollars. I was so pissed. When in the hell is this going to stop? There is no good reason why these assholes keep gouging the public. Then you have the God damn Republicans who don't want to do anything about it. Makes me totally sick.
I have now decided that I am going to buy a scooter and have been looking through the Internet feverishly. I actually saw one that was modestly priced and a Honda for that matter...
Before you know it they will have loan applications at the gas pumps .
I don't know where you live but here in Connecticut, the gas prices are fucking outrageous! I had to fill my tank up yesterday because it was empty, duh, and I nearly shit my pants when I saw the price meter keep going up and up and up... I ended up putting in over $70.00 fucking dollars. I was so pissed. When in the hell is this going to stop? There is no good reason why these assholes keep gouging the public. Then you have the God damn Republicans who don't want to do anything about it. Makes me totally sick.
I have now decided that I am going to buy a scooter and have been looking through the Internet feverishly. I actually saw one that was modestly priced and a Honda for that matter...
Tennis Bitches...
"Tennis Champ Justin Gimelstob Says He Wants to Make Anna Kournikova Cry"
It wasn't that bad, come on...
I laughed so hard when I read this. I think that the press is making this into a dramatic affair rather than what it was, a joke. If you knew who Gimelstob was before the diatribe heard 'round the world, then you would realize that he was probably making fun of her in a light-hearted manner. Besides, she is a bitch and never really amounted to anything on the tennis court. She never won a title and actually, I don't think she was really into the whole work ethic thing. She partied way more than she played.
The media has now replaced her with that ugly snatch Maria Sharpova and this is one person I don't get. She doesn't look particularly stunning and in fact she looks quite average, but they play her up as this Playboy centerfold. She has zero personality and most of the women on tour can't stand her because of her attitude and diva demands.
I read that a concierge at the Plaza in NYC was fired for addressing her personally when carrying her bags. Apparently, we mere mortals are not to address her or look at her unless specifically asked to by her majesty. I also watched a match between her and Tatiana Golovin on ESPN one night and she was getting her ass kicked until Golovin rolled her ankle. Scare-a-pova then acted like a douchebag and didn't even have the courtesy to go to the net and ask if she was okay. I think she actually asked for a time delay violation be given for the injury at one point. The announcers were really taken aback and Mary Carillo (one of the most famous female sportscasters, and former tennis pro herself) called Sharapova "cold". She eventually turned her back to the girl as she lay there crying. I totally thought she was a piece of crap after I saw that.
I also read an interview during this years Franch open with Mary Pierce and they asked her who was the one women she disliked on tour and she said right off the bat, "Sharapova". LOL...
It wasn't that bad, come on...
I laughed so hard when I read this. I think that the press is making this into a dramatic affair rather than what it was, a joke. If you knew who Gimelstob was before the diatribe heard 'round the world, then you would realize that he was probably making fun of her in a light-hearted manner. Besides, she is a bitch and never really amounted to anything on the tennis court. She never won a title and actually, I don't think she was really into the whole work ethic thing. She partied way more than she played.
The media has now replaced her with that ugly snatch Maria Sharpova and this is one person I don't get. She doesn't look particularly stunning and in fact she looks quite average, but they play her up as this Playboy centerfold. She has zero personality and most of the women on tour can't stand her because of her attitude and diva demands.
I read that a concierge at the Plaza in NYC was fired for addressing her personally when carrying her bags. Apparently, we mere mortals are not to address her or look at her unless specifically asked to by her majesty. I also watched a match between her and Tatiana Golovin on ESPN one night and she was getting her ass kicked until Golovin rolled her ankle. Scare-a-pova then acted like a douchebag and didn't even have the courtesy to go to the net and ask if she was okay. I think she actually asked for a time delay violation be given for the injury at one point. The announcers were really taken aback and Mary Carillo (one of the most famous female sportscasters, and former tennis pro herself) called Sharapova "cold". She eventually turned her back to the girl as she lay there crying. I totally thought she was a piece of crap after I saw that.
I also read an interview during this years Franch open with Mary Pierce and they asked her who was the one women she disliked on tour and she said right off the bat, "Sharapova". LOL...
God Works in Mysterious Ways...
"Bus Taking Students to Church Camp Crashes in Ala., Injuring 25"
I guess they weren't praying hard enough...
I guess they weren't praying hard enough...
Friday, June 27, 2008
No Sex With Kids...
"Romania Allows 11-Year-Old Alleged Rape Victim to Have Late Abortion"
Some people are seriously deranged. What motivates someone to rape a child?...
This is truly a sad situation. First of all, anyone that gets off on getting off with kids is a fucking gross pig. I don't see how anyone can find sex with a child erotic in ANY way. It's so taboo that even the thought of it makes me squirm.
So, this got me thinking, marrying off your children back in the "old days" was completely acceptable. You had children as young as 12 getting hitched and sent to live with their new found spouse by themselves. When did society start to turn on this one and decide that it was not okay to pimp out your child to the highest bidder? When did we all of a sudden get a conscience and say, "Hey, this is not acceptable."?
I would agree with the parents and the child, for that matter, in this case, in that , I think she would be terribly traumatized with 1) having to go through the birthing process at such a young age 2) the stigma of having had a child in her community and school and 3) having to look at that child everyday and know that he/she was a product of a dirty little secret that she once had to hold inside of herself, literally.
Then you have these anti-abortion zealots who are supposedly thinking of the unborn child but in all actuality, they are thinking of themselves and passing judgement and their own moral compass onto others. You get this with groups condemning homosexuality all the time as well.
I actually got into an argument in college with some anti-abortion protesters once in the Student Union building. They were showing pictures of abortions right there in the Union and they were very graphic and all I could think of was how perverted the whole staging of the protest was. They came off as bullying people into conforming with their religious beliefs and it was pretty scary. So I asked the guy who was handing out the fliers if he knew exactly why that particular child was aborted and he actually responded that he didn't care, it was just wrong to kill a baby. I was dumbfounded. I then asked if he was going to support that child when it came out and he said that wasn't his decision to make and that the parents of the child needed to take responsibility for their actions. So I asked him "What if she was raped?" and I can't really remember anything more of what was said because he started in on me about Jesus and religion and the "Bible says this", etc. It's funny how these religious groups always start in with "the Bible says" crap. I wonder what society would be like if we all lived the literal translations of The Good Book.
Come to think of it, I always wondered why they allowed that to take place in the Union actually...
Some people are seriously deranged. What motivates someone to rape a child?...
This is truly a sad situation. First of all, anyone that gets off on getting off with kids is a fucking gross pig. I don't see how anyone can find sex with a child erotic in ANY way. It's so taboo that even the thought of it makes me squirm.
So, this got me thinking, marrying off your children back in the "old days" was completely acceptable. You had children as young as 12 getting hitched and sent to live with their new found spouse by themselves. When did society start to turn on this one and decide that it was not okay to pimp out your child to the highest bidder? When did we all of a sudden get a conscience and say, "Hey, this is not acceptable."?
I would agree with the parents and the child, for that matter, in this case, in that , I think she would be terribly traumatized with 1) having to go through the birthing process at such a young age 2) the stigma of having had a child in her community and school and 3) having to look at that child everyday and know that he/she was a product of a dirty little secret that she once had to hold inside of herself, literally.
Then you have these anti-abortion zealots who are supposedly thinking of the unborn child but in all actuality, they are thinking of themselves and passing judgement and their own moral compass onto others. You get this with groups condemning homosexuality all the time as well.
I actually got into an argument in college with some anti-abortion protesters once in the Student Union building. They were showing pictures of abortions right there in the Union and they were very graphic and all I could think of was how perverted the whole staging of the protest was. They came off as bullying people into conforming with their religious beliefs and it was pretty scary. So I asked the guy who was handing out the fliers if he knew exactly why that particular child was aborted and he actually responded that he didn't care, it was just wrong to kill a baby. I was dumbfounded. I then asked if he was going to support that child when it came out and he said that wasn't his decision to make and that the parents of the child needed to take responsibility for their actions. So I asked him "What if she was raped?" and I can't really remember anything more of what was said because he started in on me about Jesus and religion and the "Bible says this", etc. It's funny how these religious groups always start in with "the Bible says" crap. I wonder what society would be like if we all lived the literal translations of The Good Book.
Come to think of it, I always wondered why they allowed that to take place in the Union actually...
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Another Liar Sniffed Out...
"Columbia Noose Professor Likely to Be Fired for Plagiarism"
Her next teaching assignment should be Scamming 101...
What a bleeding con artist! Now, when this chick first came to my attention, I was sitting at the computer eating Lucky Charms checking out the news sites, with Good Morning America on in the background, and it was about the time when all that bullshit noose propaganda was abound and the Imus story had just hit. Al Sharpton was all over the airwaves and Jesse Jackson was at home planning his angle on the media. I immediately thought she was full of shit.
I totally suspected that she probably planted that noose herself in an attempt to gain some sort of publicity. What better way than to play on the nation's racial tension issues and slight propriety to jump to conclusions; fear mongering if you will. Why else would she have a fucking speech prepared and several media outlets there at a moments notice? Turns out it was a distraction from her plagiarism case! Of course she tried to link them and say that she was being persecuted but I am not that easily swayed. Besides, the cynic in me doesn't believe anyone really so I knew she was trying to play the victim in some capacity.
It's people like this that make me not give a shit about racial issues. There are, of course, legitimate conflicts that need to be dealt with but at the same time you have idiot fame whores like this "professor", of psychology no less, trying to get into the spotlight with false accusations and lies and it makes the whole process look like a pile of fermenting dog poo. I like the fact that her ass is on the chopping block but how about fining her and sending her ass to jail. Make an example of this douchebag...
Her next teaching assignment should be Scamming 101...
What a bleeding con artist! Now, when this chick first came to my attention, I was sitting at the computer eating Lucky Charms checking out the news sites, with Good Morning America on in the background, and it was about the time when all that bullshit noose propaganda was abound and the Imus story had just hit. Al Sharpton was all over the airwaves and Jesse Jackson was at home planning his angle on the media. I immediately thought she was full of shit.
I totally suspected that she probably planted that noose herself in an attempt to gain some sort of publicity. What better way than to play on the nation's racial tension issues and slight propriety to jump to conclusions; fear mongering if you will. Why else would she have a fucking speech prepared and several media outlets there at a moments notice? Turns out it was a distraction from her plagiarism case! Of course she tried to link them and say that she was being persecuted but I am not that easily swayed. Besides, the cynic in me doesn't believe anyone really so I knew she was trying to play the victim in some capacity.
It's people like this that make me not give a shit about racial issues. There are, of course, legitimate conflicts that need to be dealt with but at the same time you have idiot fame whores like this "professor", of psychology no less, trying to get into the spotlight with false accusations and lies and it makes the whole process look like a pile of fermenting dog poo. I like the fact that her ass is on the chopping block but how about fining her and sending her ass to jail. Make an example of this douchebag...
A Good Idea Actually...
"Angry Kids Protest Gas Prices After Mom Cancels Cable TV"
It's either food or cable, what do you want?...
I'm curious to see what these 2 girls look like. I picture them as total couch potatoes.
Seriously, God forbid if we actually have to go outside to play and entertain ourselves rather than sit in front of the appropriately named "boob tube". I'm sure they would have done the same thing if Hannah Montana was cancelled. The next protest will be about mom having to buy Toasted O's at Walmart instead of name brand Cherrios...
I'm looking forward to the first round of celebrity gas endorsements. Like the first few would all be "B" list celebrities like: "Judith Light for Exxon Mobile" or "Corbin Bernsen uses only Shell". Then when they realize that people actually are falling for this gimmick they'll get someone like P-Dildo to appeal to the black market, Julia Roberts for the housewives out there and some action hero like the Rock to schlock to the male demo. Should be interesting...
It's either food or cable, what do you want?...
I'm curious to see what these 2 girls look like. I picture them as total couch potatoes.
Seriously, God forbid if we actually have to go outside to play and entertain ourselves rather than sit in front of the appropriately named "boob tube". I'm sure they would have done the same thing if Hannah Montana was cancelled. The next protest will be about mom having to buy Toasted O's at Walmart instead of name brand Cherrios...
I'm looking forward to the first round of celebrity gas endorsements. Like the first few would all be "B" list celebrities like: "Judith Light for Exxon Mobile" or "Corbin Bernsen uses only Shell". Then when they realize that people actually are falling for this gimmick they'll get someone like P-Dildo to appeal to the black market, Julia Roberts for the housewives out there and some action hero like the Rock to schlock to the male demo. Should be interesting...
Lazy Ass People...
I need to vent here for a minute...I am so sick of lazy ass people getting on the elevator only to go up or down ONE FUCKING FLOOR. Take the stairs you lazy turds if it's one floor up or 2 floors down!
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Interesting Morning...
So...I'm dragging my ass outside with the pugs this morning because they need to shit and pee and I'd rather they do that outside than in and I hear what sounds like a cross between some good sex and a whiny celebutard coming from one of the condos near the elevator. The overly vocal female engaging in said sausage hiding technique sounded like she was liking it but was moaning and "screaming" in this whiny voice. It reminded me of a sorority girl trying to decide which Louis Vatton strap to buy for her purse. It was painful. Not too mention, ANY of the single guys on my floor are seriously hot so I was a bit jealous. That elevator certainly did take it's sweet time getting to my floor...
Anyway, we finally make it to the pugs favorite dumping area and I see my neighbor standing outside smoking a cigarette all stealth-like. The same person who was lecturing me on the hazards of smoking a few months ago. Well, kettle, I was curious as to why he was smoking and the look on his face was priceless! Busted. By the way, He said he was stressed...
So...We get back up to our floor and the hallway is dead silent. Mission accomplished in whatever bedroom that was previously alive with nookie. Dogs get fed and watered and I leave for work. As I get outside, I see something on my vehicle and it's a piece of string (resembling a shoe string) with the words "danger" embroidered throughout. Weird. Then, of course, my superstitious mind starts to wonder if it's a sign and if I will die on the way to work. So far I'm still alive...
Almost too much excitement on a Tuesday morning...
Anyway, we finally make it to the pugs favorite dumping area and I see my neighbor standing outside smoking a cigarette all stealth-like. The same person who was lecturing me on the hazards of smoking a few months ago. Well, kettle, I was curious as to why he was smoking and the look on his face was priceless! Busted. By the way, He said he was stressed...
So...We get back up to our floor and the hallway is dead silent. Mission accomplished in whatever bedroom that was previously alive with nookie. Dogs get fed and watered and I leave for work. As I get outside, I see something on my vehicle and it's a piece of string (resembling a shoe string) with the words "danger" embroidered throughout. Weird. Then, of course, my superstitious mind starts to wonder if it's a sign and if I will die on the way to work. So far I'm still alive...
Almost too much excitement on a Tuesday morning...
Monday, June 23, 2008
Insert Midget Joke Here...
"Young Runaway's Alleged Dwarf Pimp To Face Judge"
Sister of Mini-Me on the loose...
LOL! Damn, this little ho had it all worked out! I love the person that gave the interview that said, "I didn't know she was a pimp, but I'm not surprised." You know she was a hardcore rival of that munchkin in the housing project world of prostitution. She probably had a few runaways locked in the closet somewhere herself.
Seriously, how do you let some 3 foot 9 inch chick intimidate you? Even at 15 years old I wouldn't have been afraid to at the very least kick the damn thing and run. And what's with those prices? $100.00 for a blow job? What? Did she have fucking magic lips? I actually can't even think of a situation where I would pay for a blow job let alone give out a Benjamin for one...
After reading this article, I totally envisioned that the mini-pimp resembled Chucky from the child's play movies...
Sister of Mini-Me on the loose...
LOL! Damn, this little ho had it all worked out! I love the person that gave the interview that said, "I didn't know she was a pimp, but I'm not surprised." You know she was a hardcore rival of that munchkin in the housing project world of prostitution. She probably had a few runaways locked in the closet somewhere herself.
Seriously, how do you let some 3 foot 9 inch chick intimidate you? Even at 15 years old I wouldn't have been afraid to at the very least kick the damn thing and run. And what's with those prices? $100.00 for a blow job? What? Did she have fucking magic lips? I actually can't even think of a situation where I would pay for a blow job let alone give out a Benjamin for one...
After reading this article, I totally envisioned that the mini-pimp resembled Chucky from the child's play movies...
She'll OD By Year's End...
"Winehouse Has Emphysema, Says Dad"
Crack is whack...
I can't imagine the amount of crack and heroin this trainwreck must be smoking ON TOP OF the cigarettes, so much that, at 24 you are going to need an oxygen machine to breathe. She has to be hitting that pipe all day, all week, all month.
I once knew this crackhead chick who was wired all the time. She eventually got fired from her job and started to let herself go. I always thought she must have smelt like a fucking garbage bin from Joe's Crab Shack down there after awhile. So nasty what this stuff and meth will do to people.
I don't understand the draw of heroin. I have never done it myself but they say that it's almost the same high as Oxycontin. I did take that once and it made me feel seriously sick and I thought , "Who the hell would deliberately want to feel like this all day?". I would have rather have eaten a pizza...
Anyway, I bet they are telling her that to scare her into quitting whatever substance she is on. There is a quote that I love and it's very fitting for this situation:
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
So true...
Crack is whack...
I can't imagine the amount of crack and heroin this trainwreck must be smoking ON TOP OF the cigarettes, so much that, at 24 you are going to need an oxygen machine to breathe. She has to be hitting that pipe all day, all week, all month.
I once knew this crackhead chick who was wired all the time. She eventually got fired from her job and started to let herself go. I always thought she must have smelt like a fucking garbage bin from Joe's Crab Shack down there after awhile. So nasty what this stuff and meth will do to people.
I don't understand the draw of heroin. I have never done it myself but they say that it's almost the same high as Oxycontin. I did take that once and it made me feel seriously sick and I thought , "Who the hell would deliberately want to feel like this all day?". I would have rather have eaten a pizza...
Anyway, I bet they are telling her that to scare her into quitting whatever substance she is on. There is a quote that I love and it's very fitting for this situation:
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
So true...
Sad News...
Grammy-Winning Comedian George Carlin Dies at 71
George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure.
This is sad.I think he is really funny. I sometimes listen to Raw Dog on Sirius radio and he is always on...
George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure.
This is sad.I think he is really funny. I sometimes listen to Raw Dog on Sirius radio and he is always on...
Friday, June 20, 2008
No Class While Getting It In The Ass...
"Park officials target sex in the dunes"
Oh jeez, I have heard so much about these dunes, it has actually hindered me from wanting to go to this place.
I have a friend who keeps telling me that Provincetown, MA is not a sex hive for gays but after reading this, I think maybe he has been lying.
I had a different friend who told me that he went there to P-Town and they were walking in the dunes exploring the area and they saw a huge line of people. So, they walked over to see what they were all waiting for thinking it was some sort of BBQ or something like that and it turned out to be a line of people waiting to fuck some gross queen's ass right out there in the open. Just standing in line there like they were waiting for Maury tickets outside the theater. He said that after the initial shock of that, they turned and got the hell out of Dodge.
After moving out here, I've found the men to be far scarier than out west that's for sure. I went camping once and had a guy just come into my tent and try to pull my pants down. So fucking rude...
Oh jeez, I have heard so much about these dunes, it has actually hindered me from wanting to go to this place.
I have a friend who keeps telling me that Provincetown, MA is not a sex hive for gays but after reading this, I think maybe he has been lying.
I had a different friend who told me that he went there to P-Town and they were walking in the dunes exploring the area and they saw a huge line of people. So, they walked over to see what they were all waiting for thinking it was some sort of BBQ or something like that and it turned out to be a line of people waiting to fuck some gross queen's ass right out there in the open. Just standing in line there like they were waiting for Maury tickets outside the theater. He said that after the initial shock of that, they turned and got the hell out of Dodge.
After moving out here, I've found the men to be far scarier than out west that's for sure. I went camping once and had a guy just come into my tent and try to pull my pants down. So fucking rude...
Does This Tat Make My Ass Look Big?...
"Too tattooed to work?"
Tattoos can be very off putting in some circumstances and hot in others...
I have mixed feelings on this one. Although I have a tattoo myself, I don't think that ALL tattoos are something that should be flaunted in the workplace. There has to be some form of professionalism when entering the job market, especially in an environment that I currently work in. We do have a business casual dress code but at the same time you shouldn't be coming to work looking like you just woke up and rolled out of bed or just came from the beach. Too inappropriate. Likewise, when you come to work I feel like I don't want to be looking at someones tattoo of a skull with a knife through it all day long. If I was out at a club, I wouldn't give a shit, at work- different story.
I also wouldn't like to be served at a restaurant by someone who had all kinds of piercings coming out of their face and tattoos up the wazoo while I'm trying to enjoy my overpriced steak and baked potato. It's not classy in an environment like food service. Just as I wouldn't want to be served by someone who had all kinds of black shit under their nails. Appearance baby...
Now, would I enjoy hanging out with a tattooed up leather daddy on a Friday night? What do you think? There is a time and place for everything...
PS. That ultraviolet tattoo sounds really cool. I had never heard of that one before...
Tattoos can be very off putting in some circumstances and hot in others...
I have mixed feelings on this one. Although I have a tattoo myself, I don't think that ALL tattoos are something that should be flaunted in the workplace. There has to be some form of professionalism when entering the job market, especially in an environment that I currently work in. We do have a business casual dress code but at the same time you shouldn't be coming to work looking like you just woke up and rolled out of bed or just came from the beach. Too inappropriate. Likewise, when you come to work I feel like I don't want to be looking at someones tattoo of a skull with a knife through it all day long. If I was out at a club, I wouldn't give a shit, at work- different story.
I also wouldn't like to be served at a restaurant by someone who had all kinds of piercings coming out of their face and tattoos up the wazoo while I'm trying to enjoy my overpriced steak and baked potato. It's not classy in an environment like food service. Just as I wouldn't want to be served by someone who had all kinds of black shit under their nails. Appearance baby...
Now, would I enjoy hanging out with a tattooed up leather daddy on a Friday night? What do you think? There is a time and place for everything...
PS. That ultraviolet tattoo sounds really cool. I had never heard of that one before...
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