There's One Born Every Minute...

"Woman out $400K to 'Nigerian scam' con artists"

Oh Christ on a stick. The most tragic thing about this story is that her intelligence quotient is low enough for her to agree to her picture being published. Looks like she was victimized yet again for our viewing pleasure.

I have absolutely NO sympathy for this idiot. This is just as bad as those emails that say I have won the Brazilian lottery or that I can get a free laptop by just "clicking here"!

I love the disclaimer at the beginning of the article that states she is no relation to Britney Spears, although they have the same last name. Nice touch...

This Doesn't Surprise Me...

"Rape suspect held on bail: Woman accused of assaulting 16-year-old girl in her care"

If you've ever been to Worcester, MA this article isn't that surprising. The place is a shithole...

I always wonder how people can stand by as someone is brutally beaten or worse, as in this case, raped with a thorny rose stem!

It reminds me of this movie I saw a few months ago called "An American Crime". The mother held this girl captive while everyone was free to beat the shit out of her at their leisure. They had kids from the neighborhood over to burn the chick with cigarette butts for fun. Disturbing.

Although tragic, I felt that the stupid ass should have stood up for herself when the beating started. Oh well, coulda, shoulda, woulda...

I Hope It Was Trans-Fat Free Oil...

"Cosmetic surgery addict injected cooking oil into her own face"

This chick is probably one of the most pathetic creatures on the face of the earth.

So...is there anyone out there that would agree her rational for using her head as a pin cushion was: a) logical b) practical c) a sign that Obamamania has gotten out of control?

Looking at her pictures, it's hard to fault her for wanting to puff out her fucking face because it looks like a deflated balloon now that they let all the air out. I would think that by the time my face started rebelling against the surgeon's knife I would have thought twice about going back and said, "That's a wrap".

I believe this is a real disorder where people have addictions to plastic surgery. Another famous case that comes to mind besides the alien known as Michael Jackson is Jocelyne Wildenstein, or "Bride of Wildenstein" or "Wildebeast" as she is more commonly known as. Everytime I see her picture, I think of Rocky Dennis from the movie "Mask" starring the also afflicted Cher. Small world...

Ugh...

I still cannot believe he won...