Un-Biased Reporting At It's Best...

McCain Campaign: New York Times Blocked Op-Ed Response to Obama

After reading the actual Op-Ed that the times refused to print I am alarmed as to why it would be rejected.

Time's op-ed editor David Shipley writes:

“It would be terrific to have an article from Senator McCain that mirrors Senator Obama’s piece. To that end, the article would have to articulate, in concrete terms, how Senator McCain defines victory in Iraq. It would also have to lay out a clear plan for achieving victory — with troops levels, timetables and measures for compelling the Iraqis to cooperate. And it would need to describe the Senator’s Afghanistan strategy, spelling out how it meshes with his Iraq plan,”.

Give me a fucking break! For one thing the reason we have elections is to make a choice between different points of view. Key word: DIFFERENT. Why would we want to read a rehash of what Osama, I mean, Obama had to say. He probably didn't even write that himself as he has a plethora of speech writers on speed dial I'm sure.

It clearly states that a decision about troop withdrawal depends on the climate and circumstances of the situation as McCain clearly states, "I have also said that any draw-downs must be based on a realistic assessment of conditions on the ground, not on an artificial timetable crafted for domestic political reasons. "

Seriously, I can go on about this but I digress...The fact that the Times is trying to censor and, what looks like to me, plant a firm root into mainstream America's decision on the next President, whomever that may be (duh, I feel like it's the coronation of the prom queen all of a sudden), makes me kind of ill.

If you give one person coverage, give the other equal time or equal access to avenues in order to get THEIR message out and not what your editor thinks they should say. I'd like to hear what the candidate thinks he/she should be saying.

Hell, if David Shipley thought we wanted to hear what he thinks should be said about the war then he should have ran for President. Otherwise, shut the hell up and do what you are paid to do- and that would be unbiased reporting you douchebag...

Are You Serious?...

So last night I am watching my new favorite show "Wipeout" and they break into programing for a special announcement: "Angelina Jolie checks into hospital to deliver twins".

ARE YOU SERIOUS? I like her and all but give me a GD break.

There are millions of people being tortured and starved around the world. People are being beaten senseless and forced to vote for a total tyrant in sham elections, gas prices have caused the global economy to shit the bed and we are more interested in Brangelina's babies popping out?

Are they going to broadcast her stubbing her toe next? Totally ridiculous...

I Know I Gave This Ring To My Ex, But It's Your's Now!...

"MERRY MARRIED CAREY: TIES KNOT WITH TOY CANNON"

http://www.nypost.com/seven/05022008/news/nationalnews/merry_married_carey_109099.htm

I love this bimbo but this is a worse move than the movie Glitter. And no prenup. LOL! This joker just hit the jackpot! I see disaster written all over this one...

Wow Honey! Your Stiff As A Board...

"Newspaper Carrier Saves Elderly Woman Pinned for Days Under Dead Husband"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,353223,00.html

This headline has all the makings of a great story. I see Viagra playing a role in this little scandal...Damn, not to be. After reading it the pleasantly plump husband keeled over on Blanche after mowing the lawn...I knew this was to good to be true!

Excuse Me, This Bread Sandwich Is Cold...

"300-pound inmate complains Ark. jail doesn't feed him well "

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080427/ap_on_fe_st/odd_jail_diet

Oh Christ on a cross. What the hell is this country coming to when we don't serve hot meals to a fat, bloated accused murderer? I feel like I should start a grass roots campaign to help these poor deprived individuals get the daily nutritional food allowance so they can go on and rape, maim and murder some other person...

You Don't Say...

"Pope calls church sex abuse scandal a 'deep shame'"

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/16/pope.wed/index.html

No shit Sherlock. The positive side of this whole thing is at least they are finally addressing the situation instead of ignoring it as they used to. It seems the only way to get their attention these days is through their wallet...

I Wonder What Was For Dessert?...

"Accused Cannibal, Convicted Sex Offender Dies in Prison"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351232,00.html

So gross...I would have hated to have been one of the neighbors that ate his food. But seriously, just by the way the guy looks, I probably wouldn't have eaten anything he tried to serve me...

Mom, Can I Copy Your Homework?...

"Polygamist ranch raid climaxed with nonviolent protest at temple"

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/10/polygamist.ranch/index.html

The only things these disgusting pigs were praying for is to get light sentences when they are convicted of child molestation. It totally turns my stomach that they had sex rooms and communal sex beds for men to bone little girls in. News reports say that a lot of the girls taken from the compound were already pregnant including one 16 year old that already had 4 kids! I saw pictures of the guys suspected of the rapes and molestations and they were just straight up gross looking. A Couple of them actually looked a lot like Senator Larry Craig. Nasty...

Avocados My Ass...

"Murder charges await Marine captured in Mexico "

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/11/missing.marine/index.html

I have one comment on this one. He's totally lying about only eating fruit and avocados for like 3 months. He would be rail thin and gaunt looking. I'm sure he was hiding out with family down there. Notice how the clothes he has on are not dirty and the boy looks like he actually has been working out...

You Gonna Eat That Last Drumstick?...

"I was given a young man's heart - and started craving beer and Kentucky Fried Chicken. My daughter said I even walked like a man"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/healthmain.html?in_article_id=558256&in_page_id=1774

Two things about this story. The first and obvious, simply put, is that it is merely a ploy to sell her book. Craving beer and KFC? Give me a fucking break. It would have been quite fascinating if he (the heart donor) turned out to be black. I would have absolutely lost my mind with hysterical laughter. I could just see her with a 40 oz and a bucket of chicken. How stupid and racist would that be, LOL, oh but I digress...I couldn't even finish reading this one as it is so filled with bullshit descriptions and lengthy prose (most of which could be done without). I hope she doesn't have another transplant or else we might be hearing of her second book about how she has an intense urge to pick her ass and fling feces after getting a monkey lung or something.

The other point I would like to address is in the first paragraph and how the man that committed suicide like the donor of the heart he received did before him. It turns out that he married the donor's former wife. Well, it's quite apparent that they both offed themselves to get away from her! HELLO! She might have been a holy terror. Who knows? You don't need a degree to come to that conclusion...

The Power Of Christ Compels You (To Stab Your Daughter)...

"Mom Kills Daughter Because She Thought She Was Possessed By a Demon"

http://www.myfoxchicago.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=6252901&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1

I swear, it never ceases to amaze me what the power of religion can do to people. Some seem to take it to extremes and a whole other level. Now seriously, being attacked by a 6 year old DOES NOT constitute a brutal slice and dice scene. If it was that bad she could have tried mace or turned on Dora the Explorer to distract the tot. Use your head people!...

Today's Special: Free Rape With Your Purchase...

"Orlando Area Woman Raped in Wal-Mart Parking Lot "

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=6250152&version=8&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1

Kinda weird place to be stalking victims at 6 am but who knew? Maybe he needed some toilet paper and Old Roy dog food. I am totally going to get flogged for this but the guy is kinda hot looking. Anyway, I digress...The thing that makes me ill about this is that the kid was in the car. Thankfully, it is way too young to remember something like this happening...

Is It My Mom Or My Sister?...

"Abuse Probed at Polygamist Compound"

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8VTPM000&show_article=1

I can just see these skanky gross old trolls preying on the young girls in this place. Makes me sick actually. 401 children! WTF? You know something sketchy was totally going on in this place...

Dumbass Kids...

"8 Teens Charged With Attacking Girl for YouTube Video"

http://www.wftv.com/news/15817394/detail.html

I actually watched this video this morning and all I wanted to do was beat the shit out of the idiots that were ganging up on the 16 year old. Stupid, senseless and plain idiotic. I hope these girls get their asses sentenced to some hardcore time because this video was pretty brutal. The girl even tried to escape and they blocked the door and kept punching her in the head, hard. What the hell is wrong with these fucking kids?...

Why Is He Still In The US?...

"NYC Cabbie Who Runs Anti-American Islamic Web Site Mocks GI Deaths, Calls for Shia Law In U.S."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,347272,00.html

I wonder how long it takes for some patriotic nut job to read this and either blow this douchebag up in his cab or shoot his ass. And actually, I wouldn't cry over it if it did happen. If you're unhappy with America, MOVE!

Charlton Heston...

Good actor : yes
Film legend : yes
Scary ass gun wielding senior citizen : yes

One of my favorite films of all time to this day still is The Ten Commandments. I usually watch it around Christmas and Easter time. I always thought Heston had a great voice and was incredibly handsome for his day. But as he got older I began to think he was a real crackpot. Especially the whole NRA thing. "From my cold dead hands!" - Well, okay. Can we now, finally, get some God damned gun control laws changed? I don't think anyone really needs an AK 47 for hunting, seriously...

What This Be-och Needs...

"Report: Naomi Campbell Arrested at Heathrow Airport, Suspected of Assaulting Police Officer"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,345951,00.html

Sooner or later this chick's luck is going to run out. She is going to piss the wrong person off and they are going to beat the shinolah out of her firm taut little ass! Hopefully, it will be some ghetto chick from NYC who "ain't having it". We'll see if the police give a shit when that time comes. Who spits at a cop anyway? Dumb ass!

I like how she used her maids head as a soccer ball when she couldn't find her Stella McCartney jeans, lol. What a messy trainwreck of a human being this chick is.

Very Disturbing...

"Blood Racket Drained Poor Indians"

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/blood-racket-drained-poor-indians/20080403164109990001

It never ceases to amaze me how life in other countries is so different from ours. Money truly is the root of all evil in most cases. I like how they paid these people at the beginning and then beat their ass later on when they asked to be paid, lol.

Question: Could you live on less than a dollar a day? Or even six dollars a day as they were initially paid for the scam?

A Truer Statement Has Never Been Said...

"BARACK'S A LOST CAUSE: HILL"

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04032008/news/nationalnews/baracks_a_lost_cause__hill_104814.htm

Bill Richardson is a douchebag. I like how he totally whored himself out for the media coverage when Clinton spent Superbowl Sunday at his house and then stabbed the Clinton's in the backs by endorsing Obama. I wonder what Barrack promised him if he should win the election. It's going to be interesting when the margin calls come in should Obama win. All these defectors are going to be crying foul when they get an empty basket just like the rest of the country. This guy is not the right choice. So sad...

Just Plain Bullshit...

"Pregnant man tells Oprah: It's a miracle."

http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN0337888820080403?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews&rpc=22&sp=true

This is such bullshit. This is not a man. She's a woman, HELLO! If she has a vag and a uterus, it's not a man, it's a woman. I totally see this whole thing as a dumbass publicity stunt. Do these people ever realize what the hell they are setting their kids up for?