"Janet Jackson Hospitalized"
She pulls this stunt every few years. She goes in for plastic surgery and comes out having "lost weight" from the illness. LOL! Brilliant. What's better is that people fall for it every single time...
Hopefully she'll lose that mohawk she performs in concert with as well when she is "released"...
Showing posts with label liars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label liars. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Tom Is Going To Be Pissed...
"Scientologists charged with fraud in France"
Is this a surprise to anyone with half a brain?
For starters, if your being recruited for a "church" outside of a train station, or any other station for that matter (bus, train, gas, TV, hot dog...) then the zealots that are hounding you are probably crazy and full of shit. If said zealots are trying to sell you something then add shady to that list. God, or any other deity, doesn't want your money - he/she wants your soul. It's that simple.
These Scientologists are a scary species no doubt. It seems that they prey on the weak minded and after they have conquered your mind they go for your wallet. Any industry that makes you pay in order to "move up through the ranks" is either a scam (remember Amway?) or a higher learning institution. The only other place I have been financially raped and sodomized is college and the hell if I'm going to let a space alien do that to me as well!
What exactly is this religion about anyway. As far as I understand, you have to pay a certain amount of money to reach different plateaus of enlightenment within the organization and then you have to aggressively recruit other members in conjunction with the money you are shelling out so they can "donate" as well. The more money these people bring in under you, the higher you go. Sounds like a fucking pyramid scheme to me.
I watched the videos Toad Cruise made to entice other people to join and he seemed to be somewhat, okay who am I kidding, A LOT deluded and really creepy weird. Anyone who is prone to sudden fits of maniacal laughter followed by a dead stare into your eyes is not well. I'm just saying...Anyway I digress...The mere act of viewing these videos turned me off to the program. Besides the test to get in was way too long, so I gave up around question 25...
Is this a surprise to anyone with half a brain?
For starters, if your being recruited for a "church" outside of a train station, or any other station for that matter (bus, train, gas, TV, hot dog...) then the zealots that are hounding you are probably crazy and full of shit. If said zealots are trying to sell you something then add shady to that list. God, or any other deity, doesn't want your money - he/she wants your soul. It's that simple.
These Scientologists are a scary species no doubt. It seems that they prey on the weak minded and after they have conquered your mind they go for your wallet. Any industry that makes you pay in order to "move up through the ranks" is either a scam (remember Amway?) or a higher learning institution. The only other place I have been financially raped and sodomized is college and the hell if I'm going to let a space alien do that to me as well!
What exactly is this religion about anyway. As far as I understand, you have to pay a certain amount of money to reach different plateaus of enlightenment within the organization and then you have to aggressively recruit other members in conjunction with the money you are shelling out so they can "donate" as well. The more money these people bring in under you, the higher you go. Sounds like a fucking pyramid scheme to me.
I watched the videos Toad Cruise made to entice other people to join and he seemed to be somewhat, okay who am I kidding, A LOT deluded and really creepy weird. Anyone who is prone to sudden fits of maniacal laughter followed by a dead stare into your eyes is not well. I'm just saying...Anyway I digress...The mere act of viewing these videos turned me off to the program. Besides the test to get in was way too long, so I gave up around question 25...
Friday, July 25, 2008
Interesting Disappearance... Part 2
"Missing Florida Girl's Grandmother Panicked Over 'Dead Body' Smell in 911 Call"
Dead body smell...Hmmm, I wonder what that could have been from?
As I wrote about this story previously, it really is beginning to look like the mother was responsible for the disappearance of little Caylee Marie Anthony.
To bring us current again from the last update:
So when we last left this saga, the police were interviewing all the acquaintances of the mother Casey. One person had said that they had seen bruises and a mark under the child's eye when they last saw her without actually knowing that the police had a photo of the toddler depicting this same thing as well. Nothing has come of that.
In the meantime, the police completed a complete search of the car that Casey Anthony was driving when she was initially found, sans daughter Caylee, and "...they detected the scent of human decomposition in the trunk of a car used by the child's mother...". They also found strands of hair similar to those of the missing toddler and some dirt in the trunk, which in my mind isn't that out of the ordinary as they could have been on bags or clothing that the child owned or the relatives owned and may have fallen off while going on a trip or through daily errands.
The grandmother's response to this was purely comical and down right disturbing, "Do me a favor," the grandmother, Cindy Anthony, said Wednesday. "Put a little piece of pizza or any piece of garbage in your car today and leave it shut up for 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 days in this heat and then come back to me in 19 days and tell me what it smells like." With that, it's starting to sound like the parents of Casey Anthony are starting to either a) make excuses for their liar daughter or b) cover up something they know about.
Then all of a sudden a "tip" comes in from a women in Orlando, FL who claims to have seen the child boarding a plane with an "older women" in that area. She claims to have spoken with the "abducted" and given the way the child pronounced her name, it was deemed by the family as a "credible" tip. Again, nothing has come of this. The police are saying they have substantial circumstantial evidence relating this to a homicide and the mother has officially become a "person of interest". In other words, they suspect she offed the kid but can't prove it just yet.
Now the 911 tapes have been released and there are 2 from the grandmother, which thus began the saga of missing toddler Caylee Marie Anthony.
The first call from the grandmother merely asks that police be dispatched to arrest her daughter Casey for car theft and also for stealing some money. Apparently, she had been missing a month and the car had been towed and recovered. The grandmother also expressed concern that her granddaughter was nowhere in sight.
She then called back about an hour later crying, apparently after being informed that the child has also been missing for that same period of time, a month. She goes on to say to the 911 operator, "There's something wrong... I found my daughter's car today, and it smells like there's been a dead body in the damn car." The 911 operator goes on to speak with Casey herself and that's where the lie regarding the babysitter seems to get started as she goes on to say that the sitter stole the child 31 days prior.
There was also a tip that fresh concrete was being poured in the yard around July 4th at the residence of the grandparents but that has also seemed to be either unsubstantiated or completely bogus. The reward has also been raised to $250K for the safe return of the child thanks to a wealthy local business man.
So what does this all mean? Sounds like the mother knows exactly what happened to the kid and if hoping the body doesn't get found. She seems to be trying to focus attention away from the area. My bet is the kid is buried in somewhere near the child's grandparents house. Or as I stated before, in a swamp somewhere...
Dead body smell...Hmmm, I wonder what that could have been from?
As I wrote about this story previously, it really is beginning to look like the mother was responsible for the disappearance of little Caylee Marie Anthony.
To bring us current again from the last update:
So when we last left this saga, the police were interviewing all the acquaintances of the mother Casey. One person had said that they had seen bruises and a mark under the child's eye when they last saw her without actually knowing that the police had a photo of the toddler depicting this same thing as well. Nothing has come of that.
In the meantime, the police completed a complete search of the car that Casey Anthony was driving when she was initially found, sans daughter Caylee, and "...they detected the scent of human decomposition in the trunk of a car used by the child's mother...". They also found strands of hair similar to those of the missing toddler and some dirt in the trunk, which in my mind isn't that out of the ordinary as they could have been on bags or clothing that the child owned or the relatives owned and may have fallen off while going on a trip or through daily errands.
The grandmother's response to this was purely comical and down right disturbing, "Do me a favor," the grandmother, Cindy Anthony, said Wednesday. "Put a little piece of pizza or any piece of garbage in your car today and leave it shut up for 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 days in this heat and then come back to me in 19 days and tell me what it smells like." With that, it's starting to sound like the parents of Casey Anthony are starting to either a) make excuses for their liar daughter or b) cover up something they know about.
Then all of a sudden a "tip" comes in from a women in Orlando, FL who claims to have seen the child boarding a plane with an "older women" in that area. She claims to have spoken with the "abducted" and given the way the child pronounced her name, it was deemed by the family as a "credible" tip. Again, nothing has come of this. The police are saying they have substantial circumstantial evidence relating this to a homicide and the mother has officially become a "person of interest". In other words, they suspect she offed the kid but can't prove it just yet.
Now the 911 tapes have been released and there are 2 from the grandmother, which thus began the saga of missing toddler Caylee Marie Anthony.
The first call from the grandmother merely asks that police be dispatched to arrest her daughter Casey for car theft and also for stealing some money. Apparently, she had been missing a month and the car had been towed and recovered. The grandmother also expressed concern that her granddaughter was nowhere in sight.
She then called back about an hour later crying, apparently after being informed that the child has also been missing for that same period of time, a month. She goes on to say to the 911 operator, "There's something wrong... I found my daughter's car today, and it smells like there's been a dead body in the damn car." The 911 operator goes on to speak with Casey herself and that's where the lie regarding the babysitter seems to get started as she goes on to say that the sitter stole the child 31 days prior.
There was also a tip that fresh concrete was being poured in the yard around July 4th at the residence of the grandparents but that has also seemed to be either unsubstantiated or completely bogus. The reward has also been raised to $250K for the safe return of the child thanks to a wealthy local business man.
So what does this all mean? Sounds like the mother knows exactly what happened to the kid and if hoping the body doesn't get found. She seems to be trying to focus attention away from the area. My bet is the kid is buried in somewhere near the child's grandparents house. Or as I stated before, in a swamp somewhere...
Monday, July 21, 2008
Interesting Disappearance...
"Where is Caylee Marie? 'We implore everyone to get the word out,' uncle pleads"
So, I've been strangely interested in this story about the compulsive liar mother in Florida (of course) who's baby is missing...
A little background:
The baby was "missing" for 5 weeks before she actually said anything about it. The grandparents were the ones who made the call to the police as they were getting the runaround from the mother as to where the child was.
She claims that she dropped off the baby at a "sitter's" house and then the woman disappeared with her child. The cops go to the house that she says she dropped the infant off at and discover that it had been vacant for 5 months prior and that no one actually lived there. The police soon caught up with the woman identified as the "sitter" and learned that she actually didn't even know who the mother (Casey Marie Anthony) or the baby (Caylee Marie) were.
The liar then told police she worked at Universal Studios and listed a few people who could vouch for her, as they were employees as well, and come to find out - she didn't even work there and neither did any of the people she listed!
So then it comes out that the mother actually borrowed a shovel from her own parent's neighbor about a month ago and the police have now excavated the grandparents yard looking for the remains of the child. Nothing was found. Cadaver dogs and everything were brought out.
She also claims that the father of Caylee is not alive, but now they are considering that that may be a lie as well and are looking into that avenue.
That brings us current and now the police are trying to talk to all her friends to see if she may have said or done something that may give them clues.
This is actually interesting because they have also ruled out drug activity for the most part and are focusing on other areas. The first thing I thought was that she probably was high and then something happened to the baby and she had to get rid of the evidence. They have ruled out drug use as she wasn't an addict or anything and from all reports, she really loved and cared for the baby. So I think that I may be partly right, in that, it was some type of neglect issue but not from drugs.
In any case, I think the kid is probably dead and it's just a matter of time finding out where she ditched the body. Florida has a lot of swamp land and a lot of alligators, as gross a thought as it is, I'm sure that it's probably a good guess to assume they have something to do with the little girls disappearance.
So, I've been strangely interested in this story about the compulsive liar mother in Florida (of course) who's baby is missing...
A little background:
The baby was "missing" for 5 weeks before she actually said anything about it. The grandparents were the ones who made the call to the police as they were getting the runaround from the mother as to where the child was.
She claims that she dropped off the baby at a "sitter's" house and then the woman disappeared with her child. The cops go to the house that she says she dropped the infant off at and discover that it had been vacant for 5 months prior and that no one actually lived there. The police soon caught up with the woman identified as the "sitter" and learned that she actually didn't even know who the mother (Casey Marie Anthony) or the baby (Caylee Marie) were.
The liar then told police she worked at Universal Studios and listed a few people who could vouch for her, as they were employees as well, and come to find out - she didn't even work there and neither did any of the people she listed!
So then it comes out that the mother actually borrowed a shovel from her own parent's neighbor about a month ago and the police have now excavated the grandparents yard looking for the remains of the child. Nothing was found. Cadaver dogs and everything were brought out.
She also claims that the father of Caylee is not alive, but now they are considering that that may be a lie as well and are looking into that avenue.
That brings us current and now the police are trying to talk to all her friends to see if she may have said or done something that may give them clues.
This is actually interesting because they have also ruled out drug activity for the most part and are focusing on other areas. The first thing I thought was that she probably was high and then something happened to the baby and she had to get rid of the evidence. They have ruled out drug use as she wasn't an addict or anything and from all reports, she really loved and cared for the baby. So I think that I may be partly right, in that, it was some type of neglect issue but not from drugs.
In any case, I think the kid is probably dead and it's just a matter of time finding out where she ditched the body. Florida has a lot of swamp land and a lot of alligators, as gross a thought as it is, I'm sure that it's probably a good guess to assume they have something to do with the little girls disappearance.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Who Ordered The Microwaveable Rat In A Bag Special?...
"Wisconsin Woman Accused of Planting Dead Rat in Own Food"
What a nutcase...
Everyone knows that if your are going to plant a rodent in your food, you sure as hell better use a field mouse and not a white lab right you stupid idiot!
I think that her punishment should be to actually eat the rat, tail and all, exactly as she had planted it in her food. Maybe we could televise it also or simply make a new reality show about extortionist crime or stupid criminals in which the punishments are dealt out before a live studio audience. Probably be better than most of the dreck that's out there now...
What a nutcase...
Everyone knows that if your are going to plant a rodent in your food, you sure as hell better use a field mouse and not a white lab right you stupid idiot!
I think that her punishment should be to actually eat the rat, tail and all, exactly as she had planted it in her food. Maybe we could televise it also or simply make a new reality show about extortionist crime or stupid criminals in which the punishments are dealt out before a live studio audience. Probably be better than most of the dreck that's out there now...
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Another Liar Sniffed Out...
"Columbia Noose Professor Likely to Be Fired for Plagiarism"
Her next teaching assignment should be Scamming 101...
What a bleeding con artist! Now, when this chick first came to my attention, I was sitting at the computer eating Lucky Charms checking out the news sites, with Good Morning America on in the background, and it was about the time when all that bullshit noose propaganda was abound and the Imus story had just hit. Al Sharpton was all over the airwaves and Jesse Jackson was at home planning his angle on the media. I immediately thought she was full of shit.
I totally suspected that she probably planted that noose herself in an attempt to gain some sort of publicity. What better way than to play on the nation's racial tension issues and slight propriety to jump to conclusions; fear mongering if you will. Why else would she have a fucking speech prepared and several media outlets there at a moments notice? Turns out it was a distraction from her plagiarism case! Of course she tried to link them and say that she was being persecuted but I am not that easily swayed. Besides, the cynic in me doesn't believe anyone really so I knew she was trying to play the victim in some capacity.
It's people like this that make me not give a shit about racial issues. There are, of course, legitimate conflicts that need to be dealt with but at the same time you have idiot fame whores like this "professor", of psychology no less, trying to get into the spotlight with false accusations and lies and it makes the whole process look like a pile of fermenting dog poo. I like the fact that her ass is on the chopping block but how about fining her and sending her ass to jail. Make an example of this douchebag...
Her next teaching assignment should be Scamming 101...
What a bleeding con artist! Now, when this chick first came to my attention, I was sitting at the computer eating Lucky Charms checking out the news sites, with Good Morning America on in the background, and it was about the time when all that bullshit noose propaganda was abound and the Imus story had just hit. Al Sharpton was all over the airwaves and Jesse Jackson was at home planning his angle on the media. I immediately thought she was full of shit.
I totally suspected that she probably planted that noose herself in an attempt to gain some sort of publicity. What better way than to play on the nation's racial tension issues and slight propriety to jump to conclusions; fear mongering if you will. Why else would she have a fucking speech prepared and several media outlets there at a moments notice? Turns out it was a distraction from her plagiarism case! Of course she tried to link them and say that she was being persecuted but I am not that easily swayed. Besides, the cynic in me doesn't believe anyone really so I knew she was trying to play the victim in some capacity.
It's people like this that make me not give a shit about racial issues. There are, of course, legitimate conflicts that need to be dealt with but at the same time you have idiot fame whores like this "professor", of psychology no less, trying to get into the spotlight with false accusations and lies and it makes the whole process look like a pile of fermenting dog poo. I like the fact that her ass is on the chopping block but how about fining her and sending her ass to jail. Make an example of this douchebag...
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Suck In The Gut Baby... Redux...
I also saw this winner on the news last night and I was right, as I wrote earlier in the week here, she is a pig. She was giving an interview with a reporter and came off as a total golddigger. First of all, she's in her 50's. Not to say that women of a certain age can't wear sexy undies, but would you really want to see that? And don't bring up Kim Cattrall...there are always exceptions, of course, and this mess was not even close. Secondly, I saw no sign of trauma to her eye or any lasting effects and it seemed like she was just totally looking for a way to bank some quick dough...
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Not Another One...
"Disney Star Selena Gomez Pledges to Abstain From Sex Until Marriage"
Her hole's on lock down...or so she says...
You know, I am getting sick and tired of these little Disney chicks coming out and pledging their virginity until they get married. I remember when that ho Britney said the same thing and it turned out she had already been porked by Justin Timberfake. It's all a gimmick to get popular with the Tween Set's parents. Why in the hell is the teen pregnancy rate going up when kids have so many supposedly "good influential" role models to look up to? The minute she sees a big old tube steak she'll start to rethink that promise she made to God.
When her sex tape/risque lesbo pictures a la' Hannah Montana/secretly recorded racist rant comes out they won't waste any time parading out the new golden child while simultaneously throwing this one under the bus. I give her 2 years before she is either preggo or in rehab...
Her hole's on lock down...or so she says...
You know, I am getting sick and tired of these little Disney chicks coming out and pledging their virginity until they get married. I remember when that ho Britney said the same thing and it turned out she had already been porked by Justin Timberfake. It's all a gimmick to get popular with the Tween Set's parents. Why in the hell is the teen pregnancy rate going up when kids have so many supposedly "good influential" role models to look up to? The minute she sees a big old tube steak she'll start to rethink that promise she made to God.
When her sex tape/risque lesbo pictures a la' Hannah Montana/secretly recorded racist rant comes out they won't waste any time parading out the new golden child while simultaneously throwing this one under the bus. I give her 2 years before she is either preggo or in rehab...
Monday, June 2, 2008
A No-Brainer...
"Kennedy to undergo surgery at Duke for brain tumor"
Tumor
I heard that the doctors started the brain surgery operation but ran into a snafu. They couldn't find it! The only thing in there was an unused life preserver...
Tumor
I heard that the doctors started the brain surgery operation but ran into a snafu. They couldn't find it! The only thing in there was an unused life preserver...
Friday, May 30, 2008
My Toilet Is Backed Up, Can I Use You?...
"The tape's not a fake, R. Kelly jury hears"
Pedophile
This gross child rapist will do and say anything to get off, literally.
The conspiracy theories abound on the part of the defense in this case. First they were trying to say that it's not him because R. Kelly has a mole on his back and the perv in the video doesn't have one. Now they are saying that it's all computer generated to make it look like him. What is this? A bad episode of fucking Law and Order? Why doesn't the prosecution say that maybe the mole was removed by special effects editing? That would be interesting. And seriously, we're talking 10 years ago at the very least. For someone to have access to those kinds of editing programs back then would have cost a fortune and take so much time. I doubt anyone would have the resources or the drive to do that.
I truly hope that they convict this pig. He even pisses on the girl at the end of the video. So nasty...
Pedophile
This gross child rapist will do and say anything to get off, literally.
The conspiracy theories abound on the part of the defense in this case. First they were trying to say that it's not him because R. Kelly has a mole on his back and the perv in the video doesn't have one. Now they are saying that it's all computer generated to make it look like him. What is this? A bad episode of fucking Law and Order? Why doesn't the prosecution say that maybe the mole was removed by special effects editing? That would be interesting. And seriously, we're talking 10 years ago at the very least. For someone to have access to those kinds of editing programs back then would have cost a fortune and take so much time. I doubt anyone would have the resources or the drive to do that.
I truly hope that they convict this pig. He even pisses on the girl at the end of the video. So nasty...
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Jugs, Knockers, Melons Oh My!...
"Boy Lured by Photo of Pamela Anderson's Breasts Into Sex With Co-Worker"
Breasts
Is this kid retarded? Or color blind for that matter? Clearly something is amiss in this boy's brain as those are OBVIOUSLY not this chick's tits. In fact, I don't think they are Pam Anderson's anymore either. Didn't she have them removed? I think she couldn't tie her shoes or something to that effect and had to have them exorcised from her body. I digress...I'm thinking the kid was seriously horny and decided to "do" this woman regardless of the text trickery...
Breasts
Is this kid retarded? Or color blind for that matter? Clearly something is amiss in this boy's brain as those are OBVIOUSLY not this chick's tits. In fact, I don't think they are Pam Anderson's anymore either. Didn't she have them removed? I think she couldn't tie her shoes or something to that effect and had to have them exorcised from her body. I digress...I'm thinking the kid was seriously horny and decided to "do" this woman regardless of the text trickery...
Thursday, May 15, 2008
The Sewers Are Full And The Rats Are Scampering...
"Clinton Superdelegate Reveals He Voted for Obama"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/cq/20080514/pl_cq_politics/politics2841491
I say this not because I am a Hill-billie but...Where is the fucking loyalty in our country these days. I would say the same thing if this was reversed. It seems like whomever has the momentum is like the piper leading the rats out of the city. When the other person plays his pipe louder they all follow that person, so it goes back and forth, back and forth... Just goes to show you that politicians are total liars and untrustworthy. I think Hillary should run as an independent with Gore. You know Obama is going to choose Edwards after yesterday's joke endorsement in Michigan...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/cq/20080514/pl_cq_politics/politics2841491
I say this not because I am a Hill-billie but...Where is the fucking loyalty in our country these days. I would say the same thing if this was reversed. It seems like whomever has the momentum is like the piper leading the rats out of the city. When the other person plays his pipe louder they all follow that person, so it goes back and forth, back and forth... Just goes to show you that politicians are total liars and untrustworthy. I think Hillary should run as an independent with Gore. You know Obama is going to choose Edwards after yesterday's joke endorsement in Michigan...
Friday, May 9, 2008
Nevermind What I'm Doing...
"Bernie Ward admits to child porn in plea deal"
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/05/08/BAIR10J9JC.DTL&feed=rss.news
I've said it before and I'm sure that I'll be saying it again, but the douchebags that scream the loudest are usually the offenders. Why is it that when you have some scandal of this caliber, it's almost always someone in a position to decry exactly what they were doing themselves. For instance you have that donut in Washington (Foley) who was an advocate for child welfare yet he was texting boys with naughty messages and sending pictures through the net in an effort to stake claim to that young ass he so desperately coveted. Spitzer...need I say more? Larry Craig and his "wide stance" in an airport bathroom who ironically was against a lot of same sex issues yet forgot about that when he was trying to get some in the stall of a toilet. He did everything but crawl into the next booth! It always amazes me that people are 1) that gullible and 2) that we keep these asses in the public eye and for some we even let them keep their jobs! It really makes Don Imus look like a girl scout in the scheme of everything...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/05/08/BAIR10J9JC.DTL&feed=rss.news
I've said it before and I'm sure that I'll be saying it again, but the douchebags that scream the loudest are usually the offenders. Why is it that when you have some scandal of this caliber, it's almost always someone in a position to decry exactly what they were doing themselves. For instance you have that donut in Washington (Foley) who was an advocate for child welfare yet he was texting boys with naughty messages and sending pictures through the net in an effort to stake claim to that young ass he so desperately coveted. Spitzer...need I say more? Larry Craig and his "wide stance" in an airport bathroom who ironically was against a lot of same sex issues yet forgot about that when he was trying to get some in the stall of a toilet. He did everything but crawl into the next booth! It always amazes me that people are 1) that gullible and 2) that we keep these asses in the public eye and for some we even let them keep their jobs! It really makes Don Imus look like a girl scout in the scheme of everything...
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
My Bush Is Burning For You...
"New Mexico Apocalyptic Church Leader Arrested on Sex Charges"
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354317,00.html
Are people really that stupid to believe any dumbass with a beard and shawl out there is Jesus? Being from New Mexico, I can't say that I am surprised that this was going on. I must say that the photo of "Jesus" is fabulous though. The shawl delicately draped across his shoulders and resting oh so gently on his windswept hair. Eyes looking off into the distance gathering visions to pass on to the followers. Makes me want to repent for that 3rd cocktail last night.
So he refused to have sex with virgins who had asked for a meat packing. Hmmm, sounds like bull Schlitz to me. What dirty old man, I mean righteous father figure head of a cult would refuse the poor young souls out there their one wish to get banged before they die and by "Jesus" no less. That would actually be a great excuse for not doing your homework, "Sorry, I was kinda busy last night. Yeah I had sex with Jesus." And what exactly does "Jesus" scream out at the moment of truth? "Oh God I'm coming!"? So twisted...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354317,00.html
Are people really that stupid to believe any dumbass with a beard and shawl out there is Jesus? Being from New Mexico, I can't say that I am surprised that this was going on. I must say that the photo of "Jesus" is fabulous though. The shawl delicately draped across his shoulders and resting oh so gently on his windswept hair. Eyes looking off into the distance gathering visions to pass on to the followers. Makes me want to repent for that 3rd cocktail last night.
So he refused to have sex with virgins who had asked for a meat packing. Hmmm, sounds like bull Schlitz to me. What dirty old man, I mean righteous father figure head of a cult would refuse the poor young souls out there their one wish to get banged before they die and by "Jesus" no less. That would actually be a great excuse for not doing your homework, "Sorry, I was kinda busy last night. Yeah I had sex with Jesus." And what exactly does "Jesus" scream out at the moment of truth? "Oh God I'm coming!"? So twisted...
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Many Moons Ago I Came Up With This Stupid Idea...
"Judge Calls Indian 'Tribe' Bogus, Orders It to Pay Damages"
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354251,00.html
LOL. Now, I wonder if they just hold their tribal council meetings at a fast food restaurant or actually own the greasy spoon? And what fast food restaurant is it exactly? Burger King? Popeye's? Oh God please don't let it be a defunct Kenny Roger's Roasters! I love how the actual tribe is so nonchalant about the whole thing. Like they go through this shit everyday. Maybe I should Google myself into the Hilton or Hearst families just for the free hotel nights and free newspapers. I could then sue Paris for cruel and unusual punishment for having to carry the family name in the shadow of shame from her numerous crappy songs on that God forsaken album she heaped upon us. I'm still mad about that hour I lost actually listening to it, and that was 2 years ago!...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354251,00.html
LOL. Now, I wonder if they just hold their tribal council meetings at a fast food restaurant or actually own the greasy spoon? And what fast food restaurant is it exactly? Burger King? Popeye's? Oh God please don't let it be a defunct Kenny Roger's Roasters! I love how the actual tribe is so nonchalant about the whole thing. Like they go through this shit everyday. Maybe I should Google myself into the Hilton or Hearst families just for the free hotel nights and free newspapers. I could then sue Paris for cruel and unusual punishment for having to carry the family name in the shadow of shame from her numerous crappy songs on that God forsaken album she heaped upon us. I'm still mad about that hour I lost actually listening to it, and that was 2 years ago!...
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
God Called, He Wants $50K More...
"Actor Jason Beghe: Scientology Is 'Brainwashing'"
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351426,00.html
Interesting article. I always thought this thing was a money scam. I just can't believe that some people are that stupid to give $50K for a "course" on alien shit...In fact , I can't think of any "course" I would like to take for that amount of dough. I guess it would have to involve food, lots of food, maybe some sex and I guess a hot air balloon ride and whale watching...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351426,00.html
Interesting article. I always thought this thing was a money scam. I just can't believe that some people are that stupid to give $50K for a "course" on alien shit...In fact , I can't think of any "course" I would like to take for that amount of dough. I guess it would have to involve food, lots of food, maybe some sex and I guess a hot air balloon ride and whale watching...
Monday, April 14, 2008
People Who Should Just Shut Up...Part 1...
"Jeremiah Wright Sounds Off At Eulogy for Chicago Judge"
http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/04/13/jeremiah-wright-sounds-off-at-eulogogy-for-chicago-judge/
Oh Christ...Here we go again with this one. Talk about inappropriate. I thought this was a eulogy and not a fucking political rant. Some people have no class or good judgement. What cracks me up is the fact that he got a standing O for his rhetoric. I love how there's a double standard when it comes to being racist...
http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/04/13/jeremiah-wright-sounds-off-at-eulogogy-for-chicago-judge/
Oh Christ...Here we go again with this one. Talk about inappropriate. I thought this was a eulogy and not a fucking political rant. Some people have no class or good judgement. What cracks me up is the fact that he got a standing O for his rhetoric. I love how there's a double standard when it comes to being racist...
Friday, April 11, 2008
And The Winner Is...Not You...
"Miss California Also-Ran Takes on the Universe"
http://tv.yahoo.com/contributor/2266884/news/urn:newsml:tv.eonline.com:20080410:72139b2f52a2_4777_9cc7_ef2022fb7fd9__ER:1902
I don't know about this one...The "race card" has been SO overplayed that I automatically go on the defensive. Then again, it is fucking humiliating to have to live through the embarrassment that there was a "miscount" and you were not the winner (if that is true) after everyone saw you win Miss California and it was publicized in the news and media. The fact that they wanted HER to call the actual winner and relay the news is seriously lame. I say give her the money and tack on an extra million for being douches about the whole thing. They should have just given it to both of them...
http://tv.yahoo.com/contributor/2266884/news/urn:newsml:tv.eonline.com:20080410:72139b2f52a2_4777_9cc7_ef2022fb7fd9__ER:1902
I don't know about this one...The "race card" has been SO overplayed that I automatically go on the defensive. Then again, it is fucking humiliating to have to live through the embarrassment that there was a "miscount" and you were not the winner (if that is true) after everyone saw you win Miss California and it was publicized in the news and media. The fact that they wanted HER to call the actual winner and relay the news is seriously lame. I say give her the money and tack on an extra million for being douches about the whole thing. They should have just given it to both of them...
Friday, April 4, 2008
Who Needs Linda Blair When Aunt Bessy Will Do...
"Priest 'made £3m from fake exorcisms'"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/03/wexorcist103.xml
The Catholic Church lying to us? Say it isn't so. What can I say, there are some shady and sketchy ass priests out there. I must admit though, he does have a flare for theatrical productions...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/03/wexorcist103.xml
The Catholic Church lying to us? Say it isn't so. What can I say, there are some shady and sketchy ass priests out there. I must admit though, he does have a flare for theatrical productions...
Thursday, April 3, 2008
File This Under "Yeah Right"...
"Bobby Brown: Whitney Led Me to Drugs"
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,345588,00.html
This has to be the most hilarious thing I have heard this year so far. Whitney was only a lesbo, not a drug addict, before she met Bobby. I'm sure all those women he spawned with before Whitney also tripped and fell on his dick as well. He just looks all greasy and smelly in every picture I see of him. He's got that crack-smoker skin, so-clammy and sweaty. Dirty.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,345588,00.html
This has to be the most hilarious thing I have heard this year so far. Whitney was only a lesbo, not a drug addict, before she met Bobby. I'm sure all those women he spawned with before Whitney also tripped and fell on his dick as well. He just looks all greasy and smelly in every picture I see of him. He's got that crack-smoker skin, so-clammy and sweaty. Dirty.
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