Ponder This Please...

Hmmm...Can someone please explain why this is the headline on FoxNews.com:

URGENT: Boy George Sentenced to 15 Months in Jail

You know, the world is going to hell in a hand-basket and the breaking news story is that Boy George is going to have to reenact every rape scene from the HBO series "OZ" for the next 15 months. Really?

If I was him I'd sue my lawyer for not bringing up the fact that this was a total job hazard the escort should have considered when first joining the profession. And with the past exploits of Boy George widely publicized, it was very apparent that chains, handcuffs and flogging would be part of the "hiring requirements", if you will.

I suppose the next thing that will happen is a plane crash where nobody dies...

I Know I Gave You Hep C But Can We Work It Out?...

"Tommy Lee Tells Rolling Stone He and Pamela Anderson Back Together"

Some people never learn that sometimes, it's best to just stay away from each other...

These two are trainwrecks. She can't get enough of that monster trouser snake and he can't get enough of those dirty pillows she slings around. It's really scary when people like this are allowed to have children yet deserving couples out there are given a hard time in the adoption process...

Probably Indigestion from Fast Food...

"Doctors look for cause of Kennedy seizure "

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/05/18/kennedy.hospital/index.html

Here's a clue...He's a fucking fat pig and drinks a lot. Maybe that had something to do with it? I wonder if he was flopping around like a piece of sizzling bacon? Sometimes, I wonder why I didn't get into the medical field...

She Was Higher Than A Kite Last Night...

"Paula Abdul gets confused on 'Idol'"

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/30/tv.americanidol.ap/index.html

This was a classic Paula moment last night. As I was watching I was thinking, "She's so high right now"...I kind of like her crystal ball technique of critiquing the singers. Let's heave upon them nonconstructive criticisms before they even sing the damn song. Whatever the hell she is on is totally mind blowing (and numbing for that matter). I have to ask my primary care Dr. for that prescription...

Is This Guy Serious? Really?...

"WACKO JACKO BACK IN STUDIO"

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04252008/gossip/pagesix/wacko_jacko_back_in_studio_107999.htm

ROFL! The single most hilarious line I have read this year is in this article. "Jacko has also sworn off women for the time being, despite never seeming to care much for them anyway. " What they failed to mention is that young boys are still fair game!...

What Money Can Buy...

"What the Hell Happened to Your Face?"

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/what_the_hell_happened_to_your_face#1

My God...If you can't grow old gracefully, jump off a bridge and end it. Some of these people are so damn nasty looking. I kinda think that Donatella Versace looks a lot like Janice from The Muppets. All she needs is a vest and a tambourine...

What This Be-och Needs...

"Report: Naomi Campbell Arrested at Heathrow Airport, Suspected of Assaulting Police Officer"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,345951,00.html

Sooner or later this chick's luck is going to run out. She is going to piss the wrong person off and they are going to beat the shinolah out of her firm taut little ass! Hopefully, it will be some ghetto chick from NYC who "ain't having it". We'll see if the police give a shit when that time comes. Who spits at a cop anyway? Dumb ass!

I like how she used her maids head as a soccer ball when she couldn't find her Stella McCartney jeans, lol. What a messy trainwreck of a human being this chick is.

File This Under "Yeah Right"...

"Bobby Brown: Whitney Led Me to Drugs"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,345588,00.html

This has to be the most hilarious thing I have heard this year so far. Whitney was only a lesbo, not a drug addict, before she met Bobby. I'm sure all those women he spawned with before Whitney also tripped and fell on his dick as well. He just looks all greasy and smelly in every picture I see of him. He's got that crack-smoker skin, so-clammy and sweaty. Dirty.

Mary Ann busted with Mary Jane...

Awesome. Dawn Wells from Gilligan's Island smokes the pot! 69 and high as a kite! Can't get any better than that. I wonder if she smoked out of coconut bongs back in the day? Grandma was caught with 4 roaches in the car, the windows rolled down, no jacket and smoke billowing out of the car! I wonder if she had Snoop or Dr. Dre in the CD player?