Time To Switch Outfits Me Thinks...

"Man wearing "I ♥ My Marriage" t-shirt busted for domestic battery"

Hmmm...What alarms me is the fact that he's a financial consultant. His stock picks are probably brutal as well.

So my first thought is this, I wonder if Chris Brown gave him that shirt? Secondly, any movie starring Kirk Cameron probably would drive you to beat someone or at the very least give you a case of Irritable Bowel Syndrome...

My Girlfriend Is Patent Pending...

"Blow-up Doll Party: Floridian nabbed for public ménage a trois with plastic partners"

Disturbing...

This guy is either totally ahead of his time in the artificial girlfriend department or he's just totally lonely.

After reading the article I would add "totally clueless" as well. When having sex with blow-up dolls, you must first take your pants off...I know this not from experience but from a good friend named Kathleen. (She's freaky like that...Shhh don't tell anyone)

Weave Me Alone...

"Port St. Lucie woman says ex-boyfriend snatched wig, rode away on bike"

God I love Florida.

Where else can you admit over a cell phone to the police to snatching your ex-girlfriend's wig, slapping her and then riding off into the sunset (well actually it was 3am but you get my drift) without fear of reprisal?

So...she had "naturally blond" hair underneath the black wig? Sounds fishy to me. I'm wondering if the blond hair wasn't a wig as well. And if so, why didn't she use the same glue on the black wig as she did the blond? At least that adhesive held, even with the added smack for good measure. Must have been Gorilla Glue...

The most awesome thing about the whole incident (well, second most awesome thing if you count her not knowing what the hell her ex-boyfriend's last name was...even though she lived with him for 8 months) was that he hung up on the police after they asked his name.

Are we still in the primitive age of not having the basic functions of caller ID? Was his name not programmed into her phone when he called? Actually, from all the evidence provided it might have been misspelled so scratch that one... Can we not call the carrier and get a name? There's enough technology out there to find out who the hell that is if we cared, but obviously, we don't.

I guess it's much more satisfying to speculate and ponder the stupid...at least I think so...

Great Balls Of Fire!...

"Florida Woman Arrested for Burning Husband's Groin, Police Say"

HA ha ha! The mugshot that accompanies this story is classic. She looks like she just won the lottery or a free Egg McMuffin in that McDonald's Monopoly Game that's going on right now!

If you ask me, that's pretty cold to be burning up your husbands junk and to do it while he was sleeping is even more icy. Then again, maybe she was just done with the abuse the one eyed willie gave her over the years OR MAYBE she was mad because it hadn't been violating her lately. Let this be a lesson to all you men out there; you better give it up to your wife before she boils your lobster!

Interesting Disappearance... Part 2

"Missing Florida Girl's Grandmother Panicked Over 'Dead Body' Smell in 911 Call"

Dead body smell...Hmmm, I wonder what that could have been from?

As I wrote about this story previously, it really is beginning to look like the mother was responsible for the disappearance of little Caylee Marie Anthony.

To bring us current again from the last update:

So when we last left this saga, the police were interviewing all the acquaintances of the mother Casey. One person had said that they had seen bruises and a mark under the child's eye when they last saw her without actually knowing that the police had a photo of the toddler depicting this same thing as well. Nothing has come of that.

In the meantime, the police completed a complete search of the car that Casey Anthony was driving when she was initially found, sans daughter Caylee, and "...they detected the scent of human decomposition in the trunk of a car used by the child's mother...". They also found strands of hair similar to those of the missing toddler and some dirt in the trunk, which in my mind isn't that out of the ordinary as they could have been on bags or clothing that the child owned or the relatives owned and may have fallen off while going on a trip or through daily errands.

The grandmother's response to this was purely comical and down right disturbing, "Do me a favor," the grandmother, Cindy Anthony, said Wednesday. "Put a little piece of pizza or any piece of garbage in your car today and leave it shut up for 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 days in this heat and then come back to me in 19 days and tell me what it smells like." With that, it's starting to sound like the parents of Casey Anthony are starting to either a) make excuses for their liar daughter or b) cover up something they know about.

Then all of a sudden a "tip" comes in from a women in Orlando, FL who claims to have seen the child boarding a plane with an "older women" in that area. She claims to have spoken with the "abducted" and given the way the child pronounced her name, it was deemed by the family as a "credible" tip. Again, nothing has come of this. The police are saying they have substantial circumstantial evidence relating this to a homicide and the mother has officially become a "person of interest". In other words, they suspect she offed the kid but can't prove it just yet.

Now the 911 tapes have been released and there are 2 from the grandmother, which thus began the saga of missing toddler Caylee Marie Anthony.

The first call from the grandmother merely asks that police be dispatched to arrest her daughter Casey for car theft and also for stealing some money. Apparently, she had been missing a month and the car had been towed and recovered. The grandmother also expressed concern that her granddaughter was nowhere in sight.

She then called back about an hour later crying, apparently after being informed that the child has also been missing for that same period of time, a month. She goes on to say to the 911 operator, "There's something wrong... I found my daughter's car today, and it smells like there's been a dead body in the damn car." The 911 operator goes on to speak with Casey herself and that's where the lie regarding the babysitter seems to get started as she goes on to say that the sitter stole the child 31 days prior.

There was also a tip that fresh concrete was being poured in the yard around July 4th at the residence of the grandparents but that has also seemed to be either unsubstantiated or completely bogus. The reward has also been raised to $250K for the safe return of the child thanks to a wealthy local business man.

So what does this all mean? Sounds like the mother knows exactly what happened to the kid and if hoping the body doesn't get found. She seems to be trying to focus attention away from the area. My bet is the kid is buried in somewhere near the child's grandparents house. Or as I stated before, in a swamp somewhere...

Interesting Disappearance...

"Where is Caylee Marie? 'We implore everyone to get the word out,' uncle pleads"

So, I've been strangely interested in this story about the compulsive liar mother in Florida (of course) who's baby is missing...

A little background:

The baby was "missing" for 5 weeks before she actually said anything about it. The grandparents were the ones who made the call to the police as they were getting the runaround from the mother as to where the child was.

She claims that she dropped off the baby at a "sitter's" house and then the woman disappeared with her child. The cops go to the house that she says she dropped the infant off at and discover that it had been vacant for 5 months prior and that no one actually lived there. The police soon caught up with the woman identified as the "sitter" and learned that she actually didn't even know who the mother (Casey Marie Anthony) or the baby (Caylee Marie) were.

The liar then told police she worked at Universal Studios and listed a few people who could vouch for her, as they were employees as well, and come to find out - she didn't even work there and neither did any of the people she listed!

So then it comes out that the mother actually borrowed a shovel from her own parent's neighbor about a month ago and the police have now excavated the grandparents yard looking for the remains of the child. Nothing was found. Cadaver dogs and everything were brought out.

She also claims that the father of Caylee is not alive, but now they are considering that that may be a lie as well and are looking into that avenue.

That brings us current and now the police are trying to talk to all her friends to see if she may have said or done something that may give them clues.

This is actually interesting because they have also ruled out drug activity for the most part and are focusing on other areas. The first thing I thought was that she probably was high and then something happened to the baby and she had to get rid of the evidence. They have ruled out drug use as she wasn't an addict or anything and from all reports, she really loved and cared for the baby. So I think that I may be partly right, in that, it was some type of neglect issue but not from drugs.

In any case, I think the kid is probably dead and it's just a matter of time finding out where she ditched the body. Florida has a lot of swamp land and a lot of alligators, as gross a thought as it is, I'm sure that it's probably a good guess to assume they have something to do with the little girls disappearance.

I Didn't Know Amy Wino Was In Town...

"Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat: Floridian, 18, attacked after finding boyfriend smoking crack in loo"

Ha ha ha! Now this is my kind of woman...

If you have an 8 month old child the last thing you need to be spending money on is crack dumb ass! He was probably supposed to go out and buy pampers and instead he came back with stones. The piece de resistance of the whole event was the domestic violence pamphlet that was left at the scene of the crime.

If I had the money, I would totally bail this chick out and pay for her lawyer, but I don't so it's a moot point...

They Even Misspelled His Name...

"City Vehicles Painted with Anti-Obama Sayings "

Some people are so ghetto...and stupid for that matter...

Ahh, Florida. One of my favorite places. The weather is awesome and the beaches are great. The only bad thing is that there are serious rednecks there. As much as I can't stand Obama and feel he is another mistake this country will make, I do feel that damaging someone else's property with graffiti is fucked up.

Even though I seriously DO NOT condone violence of this magnitude, I do believe that someone is going to off this guy if he wins the White House. He better have Hillary as a VP, because honestly, I wouldn't want to get stuck with a no-name all of a sudden running the country. It's bad enough he might be in there.

Insert "Mommy Mommy" Joke Here...

"Mom Accused Of Giving Girl Weapon For Fight"

http://www.news4jax.com/news/16246652/detail.html

So trashy. Florida seems to have the best stories about the worst people. This actually reminds me of some people back in my younger days. If you were ever to set foot in their house there would be a dog crap on the living room floor, grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner and the toilet was always running because of a bad stopper...