Friday, October 10, 2008

Great Balls Of Fire!...

"Florida Woman Arrested for Burning Husband's Groin, Police Say"

HA ha ha! The mugshot that accompanies this story is classic. She looks like she just won the lottery or a free Egg McMuffin in that McDonald's Monopoly Game that's going on right now!

If you ask me, that's pretty cold to be burning up your husbands junk and to do it while he was sleeping is even more icy. Then again, maybe she was just done with the abuse the one eyed willie gave her over the years OR MAYBE she was mad because it hadn't been violating her lately. Let this be a lesson to all you men out there; you better give it up to your wife before she boils your lobster!

4 comments:

GMichael said...

does she look like Florida Evans from Good Times?! lol

Anonymous said...

GMICHAEL YOU ARE RIGHT. MAYBE SHE JUST CAUGHT JANET STEALING AGAIN!

Metro said...

Wow. That's some nasty. It looks like she's barely holding in the laughter.

Pugs said...

Bag full of Dicks? ROFL!