Happy Halloween! Beware The Full Moon (And Sticky Bedsheets...)

Some crap to read on a scary day courtesy of Tensionnot.com . I have included my responses:

A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an ax leaving her mentally retarded.

So what's the issue? She deserved it. When I was waiting tables at a nice Italian restaurant these girls came in with Taco Bell and started eating at one of my tables. Apparently, it was a stunt for a psychology class as after we asked them to leave they wanted to know what my reaction was so they could right it down. Please see above...
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A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

I had a friend who danced the same way. You didn't know if he was dying of a heart attack or "feeling the music". It made us feel sick just to watch...
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Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

Ah, irony at it's finest...
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Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

You'd think he would have realized it was a bomb from all the wires sticking out and the ticking noise inside...
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Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the home owner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."

This sounds way to coincidental and stupid to be true, so it probably is. Honestly, a house priced at $127K in Hawaii is probably a shit hole so I'm sure they didn't get anything good when it was robbed...
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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

ROFL! I remember this one. Apparently, the kids who saw it had to get $80,000 worth of rehabilitating as well...
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In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came down eight hours short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut off.

This reminds me of the old saying "Spitters are quitters!".


HAPPY HALLOWEEN