Overexposed...

If I hear one more God damn thing about Micheal fucking Phelps I swear I am going to commit suicide by jumping in front of the first commuter train that comes into the local station!

Can the media give this guy any MORE coverage? Seriously? I mean it's not like there are other athletes there in Beijing or anything. It's not like I haven't heard every little factoid on his life. I want more! Please oh please!!!

I had to laugh at how every aspect of this guy's life is scrutinized, dissected and spun in ways to make it appear that he was on some collision course with destiny and how he is this great embodiment of the athletic ideal in the pool and out. How every American should aspire to be like Phelps. We should all bow to the alter of Michael and sacrifice our first born in his honor. YET, everyone of these diatribes and homages fail to mention his drunk driving arrest after the last Olympics. Typical of the American media...

The Dark Knight...A Lackluster Review...

So, last night I finally went to see what all the hype was about and purchased tickets for The Dark Knight.

I was actually excited and had to get tickets for a later showing as all the rest had been sold out. So I get the tickets in my hot little hand and go to T.G.I.Friday's before the show and have a few beers and this Jack Daniels hamburger that actually turned out to be very delish.

After eating, we head out to Wal-Mart and buy our candy there as it's $.88 for a huge box of Juijyfruits, M&M's and Milk Duds as opposed to $5.00 fucking dollars each at the theater for half the amount. We arrive about 20 minutes early for the show and already there is a huge line to get into our particular show. One minute before scheduled showtime, they finally let us in. We get a good seat.

One thing I did notice was that the previews for the coming attractions all sucked except this one with Ben Stiller and Robert Downey, Jr. which kinda looked funny. Anyway, I digress...So the movie starts and it immediately gets going with the action. I wasn't fully aware of the length of the movie but it seemed to keep my attention for the most part.

All in all, I didn't see what all the hype was about. It was good but not as great as everyone seems to be touting. Heath Ledger wasn't that good and I couldn't see why he said the character made him crazy because it was a more comical one than scary. Oscar worthy? Ehhhh, I've seen better. One thing that started to get on my nerves was the way Batman was talking. He sounded like he was trying to push out a jammed turd most of the time. At one point I didn't even understand what the hell he had said.

Other than that it was fine...

Yoshi, Did You Bring The Air Pump And The WD-40?...

"73-year-old porn star bedazzles Japan's aged"

What does a 73 year old ding-dong look like? I shudder at the thought...

Well at least he is getting paid is all I can say about this one. I like 'em older myself but that's taking it a little further than I would like to venture!

Reminds me of that episode of Sex and the City where Samantha was dating the Jurassic looking old guy and was all into him until she saw his wrinkly saggy ass as he got out of bed naked, ROFL! Ah memories...

Redux: No Tears Shed Here...

"'TIPSY' DETECTIVE BACK ON THE JOB: 'PROUD' COMMISH IN FLIP ON 'OFF-DUTY SHOOT' SLAP"

As I wrote about previously, I think this cop was a hero for doing what he did.

I'm kind of surprised that they reversed their decision so quickly. Someone over there has a brain...Thankfully...

No Tears Shed Here...

"TRIGGER COP WAS 'LOADED': FAILS 'BELL' BOOZE TEST"

Why are we even questioning this?

As far as I'm concerned, the creep got was was coming to him.

First of all, there is no fucking reason you should be schlocking a Tech-9 around other than you are out looking for trouble.

Secondly, the guys a hero for taking out this douchebag. Had he not shot the guy, he most likely would have killed someone and then the cop would have been blamed for not taking action.

Thirdly, fuck these thugs, they get what is coming to them.

Perfect example why we don't need guns on the street...

I'd Ask This Guy To Watch My House...

"Texas Man Cleared of Shooting Suspected Burglars Next Door"

Maybe Hernando and Diego should have gotten a job at the local Dairy Queen instead of ripping people off...

I heard the actual 911 call on this case a few months back and it was ridiculous. The guy was telling the dispatcher that he was going to shoot the 2 guys and guess what, he actually did! LOL. He sounded like your typical redneck but you what, I'd totally want this guy to be my neighbor. It sends a message out to these assholes who steal and rob from you that if your caught around here, you may not make it home to rob another family the next day.

I don't feel one bit sorry for the douches that were shot. Serves them right. Go get a fucking job and buy your own stuff...

Ouch!...

"Curse of Bond strikes again as Daniel Craig slices tip of his finger off during filming"

Daniel Craig is a god...

Shit. This is arguably the finest man on earth. I'm traumatized but I will be fine...

Kevorkian for PREZ...

Seems that Jack Kevorkian is going to run for office in Michigan. I would so vote for him if I could. I wonder what platform he's going to run on? One with a trap door or IV? Free Xanax and morphine with a rum and Coke chaser for everyone? I wonder if the polling places are going to be held in the backs of shabby vans in the middle of the woods, draw string curtains and all!