"Middle School Girl's Perfume Sends 11 Students, Bus Driver to Hospital "
This is totally retarded, yet quite befitting a mid-schooler.
It must have been J-Lo's "Glow"...either that or Paris Hilton's "Just Me"...
Being that the vapors were so toxic, the government should look into this fragrance as a chemical weapon. Imagine the possibilities.
"If you're out for a night on the town or dirty bombing a Afghan village, GLOW from J-Lo"...
Showing posts with label terrorists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label terrorists. Show all posts
Friday, September 12, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Rectal Probes On The Horizon...
"Fliers Complain About X-Rated Security Screenings: TSA Agents Forced Woman To Remove Nipple Rings, Pulled Pants Off Disabled Man"
This is totally what it's come to.
I can actually see both sides of the coin on this one but there is a key statement in this whole article:
"But experts have said it's important to use common sense when balancing security and customer service."
I recently flew to Florida on vacation and can appreciate the heightened security measures as they are in place to protect everyone on that plane as well as the people on the ground. But there was also some security people who acted like they were the fucking Gestapo. Was very disturbing.
As for making someone take out their nipple rings, that's just plain stupid. I hope that women sues the shit out of the airline and that specific idiot who made her use pliers to take them off.
And the guard who pulled down the old man's pants...If that was me I would have bitch slapped the asshole. Jail or no jail, you don't do that shit right out in the open. Take the guy to a room and then have him pull his pants down.
Where is the common sense in all of this?
This is totally what it's come to.
I can actually see both sides of the coin on this one but there is a key statement in this whole article:
"But experts have said it's important to use common sense when balancing security and customer service."
I recently flew to Florida on vacation and can appreciate the heightened security measures as they are in place to protect everyone on that plane as well as the people on the ground. But there was also some security people who acted like they were the fucking Gestapo. Was very disturbing.
As for making someone take out their nipple rings, that's just plain stupid. I hope that women sues the shit out of the airline and that specific idiot who made her use pliers to take them off.
And the guard who pulled down the old man's pants...If that was me I would have bitch slapped the asshole. Jail or no jail, you don't do that shit right out in the open. Take the guy to a room and then have him pull his pants down.
Where is the common sense in all of this?
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Daddy Dearest...
"Bin Laden's son in web terror rant"
The Crown Prince of Terror? Looks more like a reject straight out of that Breakin' movie from the 80's, headband and all!
I say they find this little shit and bomb him too. In a few years we'll be regretting that we didn't.
It's really sad that a whole group of people are so into their religious beliefs that they are ruled by them. I love God (or whatever higher being you prefer) but I'm not going to kill every single person out there that disagrees with what I believe. I think that the Bible is a great work of fiction, somewhat akin to Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes, that teaches great lessons in compassion, trust, hope and charity but you can not take it literally. I think there are some moments there that are absolutely true and I think some moments are exaggerated and then some are pure fiction. Being able to decipher which is which makes you, dare I say- sane and functional. But I digress...
This kid is a powder keg waiting for someone to light the fuse. I actually feel sorry for this terrorist offspring in that he was probably raised and brainwashed, since he was in diapers, to believe that people from the evil West are scum. I would say that it's probably too late to reeducate him at this point but it certainly is not to late to save the rest of the world from another 9/11 or tube bombing, as was perpetrated in England.
You know he is just itching to make a statement that will enamour him to the many Bin Laden minions, but one that will also tell the world that he has arrived. Something bigger and better than what his father has done...something to make dad proud of his son. Scary thought...
The Crown Prince of Terror? Looks more like a reject straight out of that Breakin' movie from the 80's, headband and all!
I say they find this little shit and bomb him too. In a few years we'll be regretting that we didn't.
It's really sad that a whole group of people are so into their religious beliefs that they are ruled by them. I love God (or whatever higher being you prefer) but I'm not going to kill every single person out there that disagrees with what I believe. I think that the Bible is a great work of fiction, somewhat akin to Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes, that teaches great lessons in compassion, trust, hope and charity but you can not take it literally. I think there are some moments there that are absolutely true and I think some moments are exaggerated and then some are pure fiction. Being able to decipher which is which makes you, dare I say- sane and functional. But I digress...
This kid is a powder keg waiting for someone to light the fuse. I actually feel sorry for this terrorist offspring in that he was probably raised and brainwashed, since he was in diapers, to believe that people from the evil West are scum. I would say that it's probably too late to reeducate him at this point but it certainly is not to late to save the rest of the world from another 9/11 or tube bombing, as was perpetrated in England.
You know he is just itching to make a statement that will enamour him to the many Bin Laden minions, but one that will also tell the world that he has arrived. Something bigger and better than what his father has done...something to make dad proud of his son. Scary thought...
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