Who knew that figure skating was so cutting edge? Quadruple flips, death drops and now...mammary showmanship.
So I am wondering. With her new element revealed to the audience do the judges score her under the technical difficulty portion or under the artistic interpretation card? OR is it a combination of both? Also, does the size of the ariola play a part in the level of difficulty?
I have included a picture of the incident purely for historical reasons and not because I like boobs...Boob
Showing posts with label public sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label public sex. Show all posts
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Monday, October 20, 2008
101 Uses For A Vacuum...
"Swan Creek Township, Michigan, man jailed for activity at car wash"
There are a couple troubling tidbits that were left out of this story:
1) Had the vacuum reached age of consent before providing sexual favors to the 29 year old horndog?
2) Will the 911 call be released to the public in which a concerned caller rats out the perpetrator. I think there may be a little bit of jealousy going on here. Could this possibly be a love triangle gone bad?
3) Was the police officer wearing Green Bay Cheesehead slippers so as to not be heard whilst stalking the alleged criminal?
Actually, I think the most disturbing thing about this is that someone actually got up at 6 am and went to go and vacuum their car. WTF?
On the plus side, he did actually save some money. You'd think a professional would have charged him around $30.00 for the knob job and the vacuum was only about $1.50. This tough economy is hitting us all where it hurts...
There are a couple troubling tidbits that were left out of this story:
1) Had the vacuum reached age of consent before providing sexual favors to the 29 year old horndog?
2) Will the 911 call be released to the public in which a concerned caller rats out the perpetrator. I think there may be a little bit of jealousy going on here. Could this possibly be a love triangle gone bad?
3) Was the police officer wearing Green Bay Cheesehead slippers so as to not be heard whilst stalking the alleged criminal?
Actually, I think the most disturbing thing about this is that someone actually got up at 6 am and went to go and vacuum their car. WTF?
On the plus side, he did actually save some money. You'd think a professional would have charged him around $30.00 for the knob job and the vacuum was only about $1.50. This tough economy is hitting us all where it hurts...
Monday, September 22, 2008
Girlfriend Needs To Get A Grip...
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Thursday, July 17, 2008
Is That A Banana In Your Pocket Or Do I Just Start Blowing You Here?...
"Women arrested in sex competition"
Finally a sport that I could feasibly get into!
So, my first question would be: How much was the first place prize worth? And my second question is: How much time would I get to "practice"?
You know these were stupid college girls all drunk on holiday getting loud and obnoxious in a bar. The bar owners probably saw an "in" when one of them most likely got on the bar and started to drop cloth and the idea was probably born at that time.
Ah, the memories of college life come flying back. The late night parties. The enormous amounts of booze and cigarettes. The vomitous climax after crawling back to the dorm. Good times, good times...
Finally a sport that I could feasibly get into!
So, my first question would be: How much was the first place prize worth? And my second question is: How much time would I get to "practice"?
You know these were stupid college girls all drunk on holiday getting loud and obnoxious in a bar. The bar owners probably saw an "in" when one of them most likely got on the bar and started to drop cloth and the idea was probably born at that time.
Ah, the memories of college life come flying back. The late night parties. The enormous amounts of booze and cigarettes. The vomitous climax after crawling back to the dorm. Good times, good times...
Friday, June 20, 2008
No Class While Getting It In The Ass...
"Park officials target sex in the dunes"
Oh jeez, I have heard so much about these dunes, it has actually hindered me from wanting to go to this place.
I have a friend who keeps telling me that Provincetown, MA is not a sex hive for gays but after reading this, I think maybe he has been lying.
I had a different friend who told me that he went there to P-Town and they were walking in the dunes exploring the area and they saw a huge line of people. So, they walked over to see what they were all waiting for thinking it was some sort of BBQ or something like that and it turned out to be a line of people waiting to fuck some gross queen's ass right out there in the open. Just standing in line there like they were waiting for Maury tickets outside the theater. He said that after the initial shock of that, they turned and got the hell out of Dodge.
After moving out here, I've found the men to be far scarier than out west that's for sure. I went camping once and had a guy just come into my tent and try to pull my pants down. So fucking rude...
Oh jeez, I have heard so much about these dunes, it has actually hindered me from wanting to go to this place.
I have a friend who keeps telling me that Provincetown, MA is not a sex hive for gays but after reading this, I think maybe he has been lying.
I had a different friend who told me that he went there to P-Town and they were walking in the dunes exploring the area and they saw a huge line of people. So, they walked over to see what they were all waiting for thinking it was some sort of BBQ or something like that and it turned out to be a line of people waiting to fuck some gross queen's ass right out there in the open. Just standing in line there like they were waiting for Maury tickets outside the theater. He said that after the initial shock of that, they turned and got the hell out of Dodge.
After moving out here, I've found the men to be far scarier than out west that's for sure. I went camping once and had a guy just come into my tent and try to pull my pants down. So fucking rude...
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