The Dark Knight...A Lackluster Review...

So, last night I finally went to see what all the hype was about and purchased tickets for The Dark Knight.

I was actually excited and had to get tickets for a later showing as all the rest had been sold out. So I get the tickets in my hot little hand and go to T.G.I.Friday's before the show and have a few beers and this Jack Daniels hamburger that actually turned out to be very delish.

After eating, we head out to Wal-Mart and buy our candy there as it's $.88 for a huge box of Juijyfruits, M&M's and Milk Duds as opposed to $5.00 fucking dollars each at the theater for half the amount. We arrive about 20 minutes early for the show and already there is a huge line to get into our particular show. One minute before scheduled showtime, they finally let us in. We get a good seat.

One thing I did notice was that the previews for the coming attractions all sucked except this one with Ben Stiller and Robert Downey, Jr. which kinda looked funny. Anyway, I digress...So the movie starts and it immediately gets going with the action. I wasn't fully aware of the length of the movie but it seemed to keep my attention for the most part.

All in all, I didn't see what all the hype was about. It was good but not as great as everyone seems to be touting. Heath Ledger wasn't that good and I couldn't see why he said the character made him crazy because it was a more comical one than scary. Oscar worthy? Ehhhh, I've seen better. One thing that started to get on my nerves was the way Batman was talking. He sounded like he was trying to push out a jammed turd most of the time. At one point I didn't even understand what the hell he had said.

Other than that it was fine...

Bare Naked Ladies Indeed!...

"Barenaked Ladies singer arrested"

It's been One Week since you snorted with me..

That's disappointing. I always saw him as a heroin addict and not a coke addict.

The title of their children's CD should be renamed "Cracktime" instead of "Snacktime"...

Needed To Be Said...

"Woah 'Mamma' ... Gay Crowd Snubbed?"

Totally ridiculous...

Alright, something has to be said about this crap.

I AM SO TIRED of people shoving gayness up in everyone's face. This doesn't make you any less of a human or better of one.

I AM SO TIRED of non-gay people threatening to kill the gays because they can't get married. Just let gays get married and they'll most likely shut the fuck up. What do you care anyway? Is there some secret list of marriages that you are keeping in your well fortified safe that you have to keep tabs on? Are you trying to save the planet by not having as many flowers slashed down because of an overflow of weddings that may or may not happen? Does the fact that the little grooms and brides that go on top of a cake will now have to be sold separately bother you?

I AM SO TIRED every time something such as this "snub" happens it's because "we're gay". No, it's not because you are gay but if you keep this shit up, it will be. Nobody likes to go to parties where the hosts are crybaby assholes. Just keep that in mind...

HELLO! The damn movie isn't even gay themed! Just because us fags like ABBA and that the music of ABBA just happens to be the tie throughout a movie doesn't mean that said movie is automatically "gay"! Get a life fellow faggots.

Sometimes I feel embarrassed of the gay community because we get caught up in such ridiculous drama. So the people didn't show up to the opening. WHO THE HELL CARES! Maybe they didn't feel like working that day. Have you ever woke up and said, "Oh screw it, I'm calling out today."? We have all done it at some point in life and who are we to judge someone else for doing the same thing?

Get over it and move on...

Are You Serious?...

So last night I am watching my new favorite show "Wipeout" and they break into programing for a special announcement: "Angelina Jolie checks into hospital to deliver twins".

ARE YOU SERIOUS? I like her and all but give me a GD break.

There are millions of people being tortured and starved around the world. People are being beaten senseless and forced to vote for a total tyrant in sham elections, gas prices have caused the global economy to shit the bed and we are more interested in Brangelina's babies popping out?

Are they going to broadcast her stubbing her toe next? Totally ridiculous...

Sad News...

Grammy-Winning Comedian George Carlin Dies at 71

George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure.

This is sad.I think he is really funny. I sometimes listen to Raw Dog on Sirius radio and he is always on...

So You Think You Can Dance...

I was watching this show last night and I had to ask myself, "When did Mary Murphy become a full fledged drag queen?". She's got the bouffant hair going like something out of a 90's Ru Paul video and this leopard print bustier with lace edging, hooker gloves from Frederick's of Hollywood and make-up by someone who's obviously blind or hates her. I do like her though, she just needs to get a different stylist...

Then there's that total be-och Mia Michaels. What an ass. You can tell she is still working through those issues of being the ugly girl in a room full of beauties. It seems like every girl that danced was committing some sort of crime by the reviews she gave last night. Aside from the dance critiquing she got a little too personal for my liking and it made me think she was a very bitter See You Next Tuesday.

They also have these stupid montages or "snippets", if you will, of the dancers right before they perform. I guess they are supposed to get us better acquainted with their personalities so we can make a better voting decision but they all come off as fucking idiots to me. Some of these people are so annoying and fake it's ridiculous. My favorites are all the total queens trying to act like they actually like poon. One guy was saying, "Too bad she already has a boyfriend" as he flung his feather boa around his neck. I was born at night but not last night...

I Know I Gave You Hep C But Can We Work It Out?...

"Tommy Lee Tells Rolling Stone He and Pamela Anderson Back Together"

Some people never learn that sometimes, it's best to just stay away from each other...

These two are trainwrecks. She can't get enough of that monster trouser snake and he can't get enough of those dirty pillows she slings around. It's really scary when people like this are allowed to have children yet deserving couples out there are given a hard time in the adoption process...

Ouch!...

"Curse of Bond strikes again as Daniel Craig slices tip of his finger off during filming"

Daniel Craig is a god...

Shit. This is arguably the finest man on earth. I'm traumatized but I will be fine...

Crickety Crack...

"Tatum O'Neal Arrested On Drug Charges
Actress Accused Of Possessing Crack Cocaine"

Crackhead

This chick is really sad. Right about now she's probably thinking she should have called dealer #2 instead of #1 or that she should have just stuck to the heroin instead...

Toe Job...

"Eva Mendes Topless, Sucking Own Toe in Italian Vogue"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354797,00.html

So the big question here is: Were the photos taken before or after she went to rehab? Maybe she posed for the pictures munching her toe and realized this was the personal problem that she needed to attend to: Addiction to Toe Jam! A very serious issue affecting our more mature population today. No wonder why her lips are so plump...

I Know I Gave This Ring To My Ex, But It's Your's Now!...

"MERRY MARRIED CAREY: TIES KNOT WITH TOY CANNON"

http://www.nypost.com/seven/05022008/news/nationalnews/merry_married_carey_109099.htm

I love this bimbo but this is a worse move than the movie Glitter. And no prenup. LOL! This joker just hit the jackpot! I see disaster written all over this one...

Is This Guy Serious? Really?...

"WACKO JACKO BACK IN STUDIO"

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04252008/gossip/pagesix/wacko_jacko_back_in_studio_107999.htm

ROFL! The single most hilarious line I have read this year is in this article. "Jacko has also sworn off women for the time being, despite never seeming to care much for them anyway. " What they failed to mention is that young boys are still fair game!...

God Called, He Wants $50K More...

"Actor Jason Beghe: Scientology Is 'Brainwashing'"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351426,00.html

Interesting article. I always thought this thing was a money scam. I just can't believe that some people are that stupid to give $50K for a "course" on alien shit...In fact , I can't think of any "course" I would like to take for that amount of dough. I guess it would have to involve food, lots of food, maybe some sex and I guess a hot air balloon ride and whale watching...

What Money Can Buy...

"What the Hell Happened to Your Face?"

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/what_the_hell_happened_to_your_face#1

My God...If you can't grow old gracefully, jump off a bridge and end it. Some of these people are so damn nasty looking. I kinda think that Donatella Versace looks a lot like Janice from The Muppets. All she needs is a vest and a tambourine...

Jay-Z and Beyonce...

Are they married or aren't they? Who the fuck cares?

Charlton Heston...

Good actor : yes
Film legend : yes
Scary ass gun wielding senior citizen : yes

One of my favorite films of all time to this day still is The Ten Commandments. I usually watch it around Christmas and Easter time. I always thought Heston had a great voice and was incredibly handsome for his day. But as he got older I began to think he was a real crackpot. Especially the whole NRA thing. "From my cold dead hands!" - Well, okay. Can we now, finally, get some God damned gun control laws changed? I don't think anyone really needs an AK 47 for hunting, seriously...

Oscar-Winning Director Minghella Dies...

Whoa, this one is truly shocking. I liked "The Talented Mr. Ripley". I wonder what happened? No details were given. I wonder if they are trying to hide something?

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080318/D8VFS81G0.html