I Wonder If It Was A Leather Thong?...

"Man Accused of Walking Down Interstate Wearing Thong, Fake Breasts"

What an ugly women this guy would have presented, in a thong, fake breasts and wig no less.

ROFL! This is actually right down the street from where my friend lives. The guy looks like your average trucker, who in general, are the ones to indulge in such affairs. Sometimes I wonder what possesses these guys to do such things. If you want to do that in the privacy of your own home, have at it. But, please, don't subject my delicate eyes to such a fright...

No Class While Getting It In The Ass...

"Park officials target sex in the dunes"

Oh jeez, I have heard so much about these dunes, it has actually hindered me from wanting to go to this place.

I have a friend who keeps telling me that Provincetown, MA is not a sex hive for gays but after reading this, I think maybe he has been lying.

I had a different friend who told me that he went there to P-Town and they were walking in the dunes exploring the area and they saw a huge line of people. So, they walked over to see what they were all waiting for thinking it was some sort of BBQ or something like that and it turned out to be a line of people waiting to fuck some gross queen's ass right out there in the open. Just standing in line there like they were waiting for Maury tickets outside the theater. He said that after the initial shock of that, they turned and got the hell out of Dodge.

After moving out here, I've found the men to be far scarier than out west that's for sure. I went camping once and had a guy just come into my tent and try to pull my pants down. So fucking rude...

If This Cardboard Box Is A Rockin'...

"Report: Gloucester Teens Had Pact To Get Pregnant"

Stupid pregnant teens irk me. There's just something sad about a girl who doesn't have the brains or will power to keep her legs crossed...

Are you kidding me? Seriously, what a bunch of morons to even think this was anywhere in the vicinity of a good idea. Our country is totally going to hell and it's starting to really become a contest among the millions of idiots out there as to who can become the next outrageous headline. Like this:

"We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," he told Time.

LOL! Where are all the parenting skills in this country. People need to start taking control over their kids, start beating their kids asses more often and stop letting them run fucking amok...

Another Day In Paradise...

"Video of Gruesome Hit-and-Run Released by Connecticut Police"

Hit and run, ghetto style...

This actually happened a few blocks from where I live and honestly I'm surprised that it hasn't come out that the video camera used to record the incident was not stolen itself. What a fucking ghetto neighborhood the Park Street area is. I actually have seen quite a few hit and runs there and it's nothing new. That's probably why no one gave a shit about the guy in the street because it's so common. And in the driver's defense, however sick this may sound, the people in that area tend to walk right out in the middle of traffic. Apparently, the use of crosswalks has escaped the educational system in this town.

What shocks me is that nobody ran up and robbed the poor bastard as he was lying there...

Keep It Down Back There, I'm Trying To Get Some Sleep!...

"Officials investigating middle school sex video"

http://www.wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S=8333487

This is the quality of care the kids get in this area. How can you not know that two of your students are fucking right there in the middle of class? Are you that oblivious and unaware that when there are two kids with their pants down IN CLASS, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY that it is probably not appropriate behaviour? Who hires these retards anyway? Give it a few days before every parent of every child that was in that room sues the shit out of the school district for gross neglect and endangering the welfare of a minor...And we wonder where our tax dollars go...

Gross Aside...

Slow news day today and nothing interesting to comment on, so I will tell you about a gross incident that happened to me yesterday...

I was walking to my truck in a parking garage in lovely downtown Hartford when it happened. I was a few feet behind this massive (tall and fat) dread-headed guy when I noticed that the air suddenly turned warm and then I smelled something like hamburgers. I looked to see if the guy was carrying a Burger King bag or something (it had that flame broiled tinge to it) and he wasn't. Then I realized that I probably just walked through a cloud of his fart and immediately my stomach started to turn. I hurried and walked around him and he never made eye contact with me, a sure sign he was guilty. Just thinking about it brings back post-traumatic stress syndrome...

When Grandpa Calls, Don't Answer...

"Shelton man accused of making obscene calls"

http://www.wtnh.com/global/story.asp?s=8117679

One word: Ewwwww...LOL!