Thursday, May 1, 2008

Gross Aside...

Slow news day today and nothing interesting to comment on, so I will tell you about a gross incident that happened to me yesterday...

I was walking to my truck in a parking garage in lovely downtown Hartford when it happened. I was a few feet behind this massive (tall and fat) dread-headed guy when I noticed that the air suddenly turned warm and then I smelled something like hamburgers. I looked to see if the guy was carrying a Burger King bag or something (it had that flame broiled tinge to it) and he wasn't. Then I realized that I probably just walked through a cloud of his fart and immediately my stomach started to turn. I hurried and walked around him and he never made eye contact with me, a sure sign he was guilty. Just thinking about it brings back post-traumatic stress syndrome...

8 comments:

Slave to the dogs said...

Sounds almost as bad as barbecue farts. Don't ask me how I know.

Anonymous said...

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Rosemary said...

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Anonymous said...

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Unknown said...

Sometimes,Life can be very displeasing especially when we loose the ones we love and cherish so much. in this kind of situation where one loses his/her soul mate there are several dangers engage in it. one may no longer be able to do the things he was doing before then success will be very scarce and happiness will be rare. that person was created to be with you for without him things may fall apart. That was my experience late last year. but thank god today i am happy with him again. all thanks goes to Dr. EDIONWE, i was nearly loosing hope until i saw an article on how Dr. EDIONWE could cast a love spell to make lovers come back. There is no harm in trying, i said to my self. i contacted him via email: edionwesolutiontemle@yahoo.com. words will not be enough to appreciate what he has done for me. i have promised to share the good news as long as i live.

Anonymous said...

An amazing testimony on a spell caster who brought my wife back to me..
My name is Andy Sowers,i live in Australia,and I'm happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids.A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife.so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce.she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she didn't love me anymore.So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again.
So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife.So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too.So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.{solutionwhitmagicspell@gmail.com}.
So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day.What an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who didn't call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back.So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster.
So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website {solutionwhitmagicspell@gmail.com},if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to "bringing your ex back.
So thanks to the solutionwhitmagic caster for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.
{solutionwhitmagicspell@gmail.com},
Thanks.

Anonymous said...



i want to say a very big thanks and appreciation to chief priest Great solutionfor bringing back my husband who left i and the kids for almost three months within the space of five days after following all instruction given to me. i am very much grateful for restoring peace in my marital home’ i pray God almighty give you the strength and wisdom to help more people having similar problem like mine. for help you can CONTACT HIM on this email solutionwhitmagicspell@gmail.com


Olivia P said...

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