Cheap Bastard...

"Cabbie Returns $4 Million Violin to Grammy Winner"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354244,00.html

I think it's great that the cabbie returned the violin, but what disturbs me about the whole thing is the sheer nerve the musician has to give a reward of only $100.00 for a $4 million dollar instrument! Fuck, it that was me I would have held on to it for a few days and waited for the public appeal on national television like the Senator in Silence of the Lambs. "It rubs the lotion on the strings or else it will get no bow!". I'd send ransom notes and pictures of me rubbing it between my ass cheeks right where the chin rest is. Pure evil, Muah ha ha ha...