"Drag Queen Robs Burger King"
http://www.wfsb.com/news/16293623/detail.html?treets=hart&tid=2657515164813&tml=hart_irr&tmi=hart_irr_1_01300505162008&ts=H
ROFL! This has some great fucking quotes!:
"Security cameras showed the man, wearing a dress with a revealing bust line and hair barrettes..."
"Robertson said the thief is probably a genuine cross-dresser because his necklace matched the dress, his nails appeared to be painted and the wig was well made..."
"Most of the time when somebody puts on a wig they're just trying to hide their identity by putting on something like a Halloween mask, but he's pretty..."
This sheriff must be a total bumpkin if he thinks this hot tranny mess is "pretty". He kind of looks like that guy in the Jane's Addiction video "Been Caught Stealing" who stuffed the food up his front butt in the supermarket. Sick. Honestly I probably would have lost it and got shot from laughing my ass off if I saw that come through the window...
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