Excuse Me Mame, Er...Sir...

"The gender trap: We're familiar with drug testing for athletes, but officials at the Beijing Olympics will be taking things one stage further and examining competitors whose sex is in doubt. And it is far from being a new problem, as Emine Saner discovers"

Great article by Emine Saner, from the Guardian in the UK.

I actually never knew this was so much of an issue that they had to actually "test" women thought to be men competitors. Although, looking back to my younger years as an avid Olympics watcher, I do recall some of the East German team members to be very "butch", shall we say? Who knew that they were being forced to ingest physically altering drugs that also made them somewhat mental, and for some, suicidal.

Reading the section on Adolf Hitler, it doesn't surprise me that he would have resorted to such trickery as substituting a male in a female competition in order to give the appearance of Aryan domination and supremacy. Compared to most of the horror he created and stirred up, the shenanigans perpetrated at the Olympics can be considered quite tame.

As far as the Polish sprinter goes, wouldn't it have been VERY obvious that her bits and pieces were flopping about as she ran like the wind? Even back then, I think they wore shorts that were, well...short. I assume some serious taping and shellacking had to be done before every race. Wouldn't someone have noticed during all those years?

Anyway, back to China. It seems that the more I hear about the Olympics this year, the more I get disturbed about the way they are being conducted. Most likely, the Olympics will probably NEVER be held in a communist country again. There seems to be way to much drama and bullshit associated with the act of fair play and camaraderie between nations. Great lengths seem to be taken to make the air of goodwill the games represent anything but...

Part 2...Coincidence...

So I just took a gander at the offenders website and sure enough, ANOTHER article is on there! WHAT THE FUCK? At least he had the common sense to use a different link this time.

Fucking dirtbag...

Coincidence? Probably Not...

Okay, this is going to sound far fetched but it has happened entirely too many times to be a coincidence. Last Friday's latest hijack kinda set me off.

I think a certain other blogger is ripping off my material.

There, I've said it. It seems that when I post a totally bizarre story it interestingly enough shows up on his site either later that same day or the day after with the same link associated with the story.

Now, I know that it is a free country and all but dude, DO YOUR OWN FUCKING RESEARCH! Or at least thank me for finding the article. A few friends have said that I should either change the URL of my site or kill off this one and start anew. Unfortunately, I have worked my ass off getting this one where it is so I think that I'll stay put...for now.

So shady and lame and you know who you are...Mario.

It is kind of flattering in a way but at the same time a little gratitude would be nice. That's all I'm saying...

A-Rod or A-Hole?...

"ALEX FIRES BACK IN BID FOR KIDS: C-ROD 'PREVENTED HIM FROM SEEING HIS DAUGHTERS"

Cheating husbands, my favorite.

"A-Rod's spokesman, Richard Rubenstein, said, "He is burning to see his children, and fully intends to play a role in their future."

Are you sure he's not burning because of the gono or syph he probably has from all the strippers he's been porking in Miami?

This guy is such a loser. No matter how much fame or money you have, it's never okay to kiss your wife and kids goodnight and then go fuck a few strippers downtown. Maybe he should have been with his kids, if he is so hurt that he can't see them, instead of cavorting around with ho's every chance he got.

Totally gross...you don't know where that pinga has been...

Nevermind What I'm Doing...

"Bernie Ward admits to child porn in plea deal"

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/05/08/BAIR10J9JC.DTL&feed=rss.news

I've said it before and I'm sure that I'll be saying it again, but the douchebags that scream the loudest are usually the offenders. Why is it that when you have some scandal of this caliber, it's almost always someone in a position to decry exactly what they were doing themselves. For instance you have that donut in Washington (Foley) who was an advocate for child welfare yet he was texting boys with naughty messages and sending pictures through the net in an effort to stake claim to that young ass he so desperately coveted. Spitzer...need I say more? Larry Craig and his "wide stance" in an airport bathroom who ironically was against a lot of same sex issues yet forgot about that when he was trying to get some in the stall of a toilet. He did everything but crawl into the next booth! It always amazes me that people are 1) that gullible and 2) that we keep these asses in the public eye and for some we even let them keep their jobs! It really makes Don Imus look like a girl scout in the scheme of everything...

...And She Paid For The Hookers Too!...

''SILDA KNEW OF HOOKERS"

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04102008/gossip/pagesix/silda_knew_of_hookers_105905.htm

I believe this like I believe there really is a Santa Claus. I like how a lot men that pork around say this very thing...

Reservation For Two Please...NYC's Newest Hot Spot-The Clinic!...

"HOW'S TRICKS? ELIOT AND SILDA OUT IN PUBLIC"

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04092008/news/regionalnews/hows_tricks__105605.htm

I LOVE this headline, ha ha ha. Maybe they were there for an STD test? I'm wondering what in the hell she is waiting for? I would have dropped this sucker ALONG time ago. It makes her seem desperate or lacking in self esteem that she can't look this fool in the eye and say goodbye, HELLO!...(That just reminded me of that Beatles song, "...You say goodbye and I say hello. Hello, hello! I don't know why you say goodbye...)

Oh Geez...Another One?...

So...New governor Patterson of New York has already admitted that he was porking someone other than his wife in recent years. Great...what the hell people? On the positive side, his wife also admitted that she was banging some other dude also. No word if it was Eliot Spitzer or not.

I am seriously thinking this country is going to hell in a hand basket.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/03/17/2008-03-17_gov_paterson_admits_to_sex_with_other_wo.html

Driving Miss Sleazy 2...

What did I tell ya?! The former gov "confirmed" today that the stories are true. Can't wait to see what she flings at him now in retalitaion! Damn, divorce can get seriously ugly me thinks. The McGreevey's should do a reality show for VH-1 or Fox, " I Love New Pork - the Governors Mansion".

Driving Miss Sleazy...

Let the games begin! Mud-slinging for everyone!

So the driver for former NJ governor Jim McGreevey and his wife Dina Matos claims to have had sex with both of them...AT THE SAME TIME ! He says that she was totally informed of his homosexuality before they married and certainly after they were married she knew he was riding the bologna pony. She now denies this and claims it's a stunt because she is asking for $600K in a divorce - claiming fraud. She says she never knew he was ass up in bed before they were hitched and feels like she was duped when it all hit the fan. I don't know who to believe on this one but frankly I don't really care. I just want to see what happens next! This is like the appetizer to the Spitzer shit storm that's about to come ashore!

NY Love Gov...

So the girl behind the sex scandal turns out to be a high school drop out that was homeless at one point and had "family issues". Well, DUH! Did we think that she was going to be the high school valedictorian or a school crossing guard? Maybe a champion for animal rights and social security reform? I'm just surprised she has all her teeth. Give her a week. She'll be telling all the nasty details to some rag sheet. I can't wait!

NY State Governor...

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I find it interesting that this guys wife is still hanging around the mansion. If my husband spent $80K on vag that wasn't my own (multiple vag at that!), I think I would be calling the realtor and looking for a place in Connecticut right about now. Ivan Lendl's house is on the market for $25 million. Just an option to consider...

I find it totally hilarious that this guy was squeaking the bed springs and soiling the hotel linen with call girls while the clueless wife was at home trying on pearls for the next "Save the ___" (insert random do-gooding cause here) cocktail party. So gross and yet intriguing. There is an upside to this though...No more "Shouting out" the stains in your husbands man-ties before the wash cycle! I wonder if former east coast governors McGreevey (NJ) and Roland (CT) called to congratulate him on a job well done?