Bare Naked Ladies Indeed!...

"Barenaked Ladies singer arrested"

It's been One Week since you snorted with me..

That's disappointing. I always saw him as a heroin addict and not a coke addict.

The title of their children's CD should be renamed "Cracktime" instead of "Snacktime"...

Ethel, Are You Using Again?...

"Tokyo Customs Agent Forgets $10,000 Worth of Marijuana in Random Passenger's Suitcase"

Weed

Seriously, why can't this type of shit ever happen to me? Can you imagine the serious munchie party you could have after finding that little metal case in your bag! The tragedies that befall some people...

Hit Me Baby...One More Time...

"Texas Teens Tell Police They Converted Skull Into Bong"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354667,00.html

If your hitting the pipe that hard that you have to dig up a dead body and use the head for a bong you have a serious problem...You're buying some bad shit! I'd either switch dealers, follow the hit with a shot chaser or at the very least switch to prescription pills...

Mary Ann busted with Mary Jane...

Awesome. Dawn Wells from Gilligan's Island smokes the pot! 69 and high as a kite! Can't get any better than that. I wonder if she smoked out of coconut bongs back in the day? Grandma was caught with 4 roaches in the car, the windows rolled down, no jacket and smoke billowing out of the car! I wonder if she had Snoop or Dr. Dre in the CD player?