Showing posts with label smart animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smart animals. Show all posts
Monday, February 9, 2009
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Can You Say Pig?...
"Plan being made to lift 'Bruce' the pig siege: Bruce the pig held woman captive "
Oh the trials and tribulations of having to raise an animal.
I find it fascinating that the people actually thought it was rude of the pig to be a total pig when it came to food. What the hell did you think it was going to do? Ask politely for more food and sit at the dinner table with a fork and knife? It's a PIG for crying out loud! Their jobs are to be PIGS. Nothing more and nothing less. Bruce was probably pissed that the bitch was a vegetarian and was in need of some chicken or something meaty, poor thing.
It's hilarious that he so dramatically "held her captive", HA HA HA! I was imagining some pig in camouflage with a bandanna and a machine gun holding up a little old lady for some grub. Some stealth pig hiding behind the outhouse door waiting for granny to drop the kids at the pool, or cesspool in this case. Too funny.
Actually, this pig reminds me of my pug Pugsley. He can get quite demanding when it comes to food and treats. The poor thing is 38 pounds and the average pug weighs in betwixt 20 and 25lbs. I got my ass reamed by the vet last week about it, but he seems like he is in good spirits and is sprightly and determined so I will let it be for now. When the little bastard starts to bite me and knock on my door at 4am, it's totally Jenny Craig time for his ass...
Oh the trials and tribulations of having to raise an animal.
I find it fascinating that the people actually thought it was rude of the pig to be a total pig when it came to food. What the hell did you think it was going to do? Ask politely for more food and sit at the dinner table with a fork and knife? It's a PIG for crying out loud! Their jobs are to be PIGS. Nothing more and nothing less. Bruce was probably pissed that the bitch was a vegetarian and was in need of some chicken or something meaty, poor thing.
It's hilarious that he so dramatically "held her captive", HA HA HA! I was imagining some pig in camouflage with a bandanna and a machine gun holding up a little old lady for some grub. Some stealth pig hiding behind the outhouse door waiting for granny to drop the kids at the pool, or cesspool in this case. Too funny.
Actually, this pig reminds me of my pug Pugsley. He can get quite demanding when it comes to food and treats. The poor thing is 38 pounds and the average pug weighs in betwixt 20 and 25lbs. I got my ass reamed by the vet last week about it, but he seems like he is in good spirits and is sprightly and determined so I will let it be for now. When the little bastard starts to bite me and knock on my door at 4am, it's totally Jenny Craig time for his ass...
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Real World Nature Documentaries...
I was quite surprised to see that spiders exhibit some of the same traits as some of my neighbors here in Hartford...
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
He Was Just Going For Some Cigarettes...
"Lost Parrot Returns Home After Telling Veterinarian His Address "
Parrot
Awesome bird! Let's just say if this was one of my pugs, they would have probably given the address to the nearest: a) food bank/shelter b) Burger King or c) litter box (well, just Pugsley anyway on that one) . I like how the bird wasn't a prison snitch to the cops. He probably thought they were going to boil his ass with some bok choy if he squealed so he kept mum on the whole "escape thing"...
Parrot
Awesome bird! Let's just say if this was one of my pugs, they would have probably given the address to the nearest: a) food bank/shelter b) Burger King or c) litter box (well, just Pugsley anyway on that one) . I like how the bird wasn't a prison snitch to the cops. He probably thought they were going to boil his ass with some bok choy if he squealed so he kept mum on the whole "escape thing"...
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