The Origins Of Mr. Jack Schitt...

I came across this recently and had to share his story. I believe it's been around awhile but it is still a good piece of history that everyone should be aware of:

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!".

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Lodza Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

NOW when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

Silly, Yet Interesting Article...

"Major Search Engines Suggest Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ"

I ran across this article this morning (courtesy of Politics.PopuPlace.com) and found it somewhat amusing. I also found it scary in some ways. I've always found Nostradamus an interesting fellow.

Sad News...

Grammy-Winning Comedian George Carlin Dies at 71

George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure.

This is sad.I think he is really funny. I sometimes listen to Raw Dog on Sirius radio and he is always on...

Charlton Heston...

Good actor : yes
Film legend : yes
Scary ass gun wielding senior citizen : yes

One of my favorite films of all time to this day still is The Ten Commandments. I usually watch it around Christmas and Easter time. I always thought Heston had a great voice and was incredibly handsome for his day. But as he got older I began to think he was a real crackpot. Especially the whole NRA thing. "From my cold dead hands!" - Well, okay. Can we now, finally, get some God damned gun control laws changed? I don't think anyone really needs an AK 47 for hunting, seriously...