What Took So Long?...

"Victim's kin file suit in Wal-Mart stampede death"

I was beginning to think that the bloodsucking vampire lawyers were all safely sleeping in their dirt filled coffins in the basements of their tree lined McMansion subdivisions before I read this one.

Thank God opportunity strikes! And at Wal-Mart no less.

Well, I'm actually not surprised that they were going to sue but I am surprised it took so long for them to file the lawsuit. 3 business days! I mean Christmas is fast approaching and you'd think they'd want that Wal-Mart money AT LEAST before the end of this week to get that Wii game system or new flat screen LCD TV. Because you know, they'll be all sold out before the 25th...

I don't get why they are suing the police department though. It's not like it's their job to "police" the doorways of every retail store giving away free toasters or kitty litter with every $100.00 in purchases. You'd think the managers of said stores would somehow herd the crowd in some form BEFORE the doors are opened, but, alas this happens every year.

Next year I'm taking bets on which store will have the first casualty. I'm placing mine on Fashion Bug, the store for "Rubenesque" or zoftig women...

There's One Born Every Minute...

"Woman out $400K to 'Nigerian scam' con artists"

Oh Christ on a stick. The most tragic thing about this story is that her intelligence quotient is low enough for her to agree to her picture being published. Looks like she was victimized yet again for our viewing pleasure.

I have absolutely NO sympathy for this idiot. This is just as bad as those emails that say I have won the Brazilian lottery or that I can get a free laptop by just "clicking here"!

I love the disclaimer at the beginning of the article that states she is no relation to Britney Spears, although they have the same last name. Nice touch...

Tom Is Going To Be Pissed...

"Scientologists charged with fraud in France"

Is this a surprise to anyone with half a brain?

For starters, if your being recruited for a "church" outside of a train station, or any other station for that matter (bus, train, gas, TV, hot dog...) then the zealots that are hounding you are probably crazy and full of shit. If said zealots are trying to sell you something then add shady to that list. God, or any other deity, doesn't want your money - he/she wants your soul. It's that simple.

These Scientologists are a scary species no doubt. It seems that they prey on the weak minded and after they have conquered your mind they go for your wallet. Any industry that makes you pay in order to "move up through the ranks" is either a scam (remember Amway?) or a higher learning institution. The only other place I have been financially raped and sodomized is college and the hell if I'm going to let a space alien do that to me as well!

What exactly is this religion about anyway. As far as I understand, you have to pay a certain amount of money to reach different plateaus of enlightenment within the organization and then you have to aggressively recruit other members in conjunction with the money you are shelling out so they can "donate" as well. The more money these people bring in under you, the higher you go. Sounds like a fucking pyramid scheme to me.

I watched the videos Toad Cruise made to entice other people to join and he seemed to be somewhat, okay who am I kidding, A LOT deluded and really creepy weird. Anyone who is prone to sudden fits of maniacal laughter followed by a dead stare into your eyes is not well. I'm just saying...Anyway I digress...The mere act of viewing these videos turned me off to the program. Besides the test to get in was way too long, so I gave up around question 25...

Suck In The Gut Baby... Redux...

I also saw this winner on the news last night and I was right, as I wrote earlier in the week here, she is a pig. She was giving an interview with a reporter and came off as a total golddigger. First of all, she's in her 50's. Not to say that women of a certain age can't wear sexy undies, but would you really want to see that? And don't bring up Kim Cattrall...there are always exceptions, of course, and this mess was not even close. Secondly, I saw no sign of trauma to her eye or any lasting effects and it seemed like she was just totally looking for a way to bank some quick dough...

God Called, He Wants $50K More...

"Actor Jason Beghe: Scientology Is 'Brainwashing'"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351426,00.html

Interesting article. I always thought this thing was a money scam. I just can't believe that some people are that stupid to give $50K for a "course" on alien shit...In fact , I can't think of any "course" I would like to take for that amount of dough. I guess it would have to involve food, lots of food, maybe some sex and I guess a hot air balloon ride and whale watching...

Jay-Z and Beyonce...

Are they married or aren't they? Who the fuck cares?

Heather Mills Should Just Shut Up...

“He likes her to fly five times a year and holidays, $17,000 for two people return first class. So that’s obviously not meant to happen anymore for her. It’s very sad.”

“Everybody knows he’s worth 800 million pounds” — or $1.6 billion — “for the last 15 years.”

“She is obviously meant to travel B class while her father travels A class, but I will take care of that.”

This chick is crazy, seriously. She's all about money and it's pretty sad. I bet she blows through this in a year.

Golddigger Superstars...

So, Heather Mills is getting $49 million dollars just for popping out a mini-Beatle from her crusty easy bake oven. It's times like these that I wish I had a vag. I was actually commenting on this the other day that if I was a woman, I would have a million dollars in the bank, a hot husband with a huge hoo-hoo and scars from the many abortions that I probably would have had because I probably would have been a total whore. So sick. Anyway, back to the one legged wonder...She claims to be "very, very happy" with the settlement. "It was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter's future and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with — because you know it has been my life for 20 years," she said. Um...bullshit! She'll probably give a hundred bucks to the local soup kitchen and spend the rest on herself. She is so transparent...and smart.