Golddigger Superstars...

So, Heather Mills is getting $49 million dollars just for popping out a mini-Beatle from her crusty easy bake oven. It's times like these that I wish I had a vag. I was actually commenting on this the other day that if I was a woman, I would have a million dollars in the bank, a hot husband with a huge hoo-hoo and scars from the many abortions that I probably would have had because I probably would have been a total whore. So sick. Anyway, back to the one legged wonder...She claims to be "very, very happy" with the settlement. "It was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter's future and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with — because you know it has been my life for 20 years," she said. Um...bullshit! She'll probably give a hundred bucks to the local soup kitchen and spend the rest on herself. She is so transparent...and smart.