Monday, May 12, 2008

Toe Job...

"Eva Mendes Topless, Sucking Own Toe in Italian Vogue"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354797,00.html

So the big question here is: Were the photos taken before or after she went to rehab? Maybe she posed for the pictures munching her toe and realized this was the personal problem that she needed to attend to: Addiction to Toe Jam! A very serious issue affecting our more mature population today. No wonder why her lips are so plump...

2 comments:

Metro said...

"Eva Mendes topless ..."
:-D

"... addiction to toe jam ..."

:-G

Congratulations for successfully engaging and then shutting down my libido in a few short lines.

Pugs said...

You are welcome! I didn't know I had it in me...