"Swan Creek Township, Michigan, man jailed for activity at car wash"
There are a couple troubling tidbits that were left out of this story:
1) Had the vacuum reached age of consent before providing sexual favors to the 29 year old horndog?
2) Will the 911 call be released to the public in which a concerned caller rats out the perpetrator. I think there may be a little bit of jealousy going on here. Could this possibly be a love triangle gone bad?
3) Was the police officer wearing Green Bay Cheesehead slippers so as to not be heard whilst stalking the alleged criminal?
Actually, I think the most disturbing thing about this is that someone actually got up at 6 am and went to go and vacuum their car. WTF?
On the plus side, he did actually save some money. You'd think a professional would have charged him around $30.00 for the knob job and the vacuum was only about $1.50. This tough economy is hitting us all where it hurts...
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I never use "lol" unless I mean it. Your first question: lol.
As to question two, I think the caller was probably his toaster. Or maybe the waffle iron ...
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