Hmmm...Can someone please explain why this is the headline on FoxNews.com:
URGENT: Boy George Sentenced to 15 Months in Jail
You know, the world is going to hell in a hand-basket and the breaking news story is that Boy George is going to have to reenact every rape scene from the HBO series "OZ" for the next 15 months. Really?
If I was him I'd sue my lawyer for not bringing up the fact that this was a total job hazard the escort should have considered when first joining the profession. And with the past exploits of Boy George widely publicized, it was very apparent that chains, handcuffs and flogging would be part of the "hiring requirements", if you will.
I suppose the next thing that will happen is a plane crash where nobody dies...
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