On Vacation...

On vacation until 04/03/08. Will post when I return from Florida!

They Didn't Know Their Ass from Their Elbow...

Remind me never to go to this hospital in the foreseeable future:

"Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead"
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

Now how in the hell can you mix these 2 operations up? Was her brown-eye that loose that they just assumed that she needed the surgery? Don't they like shave and clean the area before slicing and dicing? Did they perceive the iodine to be shit stains? Truly disturbing.

Dunkin Donuts Must Have Been Closed...

This is stupid:

http://wcbstv.com/topstories/Hot.Dog.Firing.2.680305.html

The nerve of some people.

The Moment of Truth...

So...You totally knew this show was going to go downhill fast. At first they had cornball contestants, like math geeks, spilling the beans on how they stole a rubber band from work, and now...We have whorey gold diggers with hooker wigs revealing how they've thought of getting pregnant to trap their boyfriend into marriage or how they would dump their husband to bone their ex. I love it! I'm surprised it took them this long to get that trashy.

Oh Geez...Another One?...

So...New governor Patterson of New York has already admitted that he was porking someone other than his wife in recent years. Great...what the hell people? On the positive side, his wife also admitted that she was banging some other dude also. No word if it was Eliot Spitzer or not.

I am seriously thinking this country is going to hell in a hand basket.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/03/17/2008-03-17_gov_paterson_admits_to_sex_with_other_wo.html

Heather Mills Should Just Shut Up...

“He likes her to fly five times a year and holidays, $17,000 for two people return first class. So that’s obviously not meant to happen anymore for her. It’s very sad.”

“Everybody knows he’s worth 800 million pounds” — or $1.6 billion — “for the last 15 years.”

“She is obviously meant to travel B class while her father travels A class, but I will take care of that.”

This chick is crazy, seriously. She's all about money and it's pretty sad. I bet she blows through this in a year.

Can I Get Some Piss With That Sandwich?...

This just goes to show what kind of morons they hire to teach the youth of America. This reminds me of a math teacher I once had in high school. What a total bitch. I wouldn't be surprised if she pulled something like this actually.

http://www.wftv.com/news/15620442/detail.html

Oscar-Winning Director Minghella Dies...

Whoa, this one is truly shocking. I liked "The Talented Mr. Ripley". I wonder what happened? No details were given. I wonder if they are trying to hide something?

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080318/D8VFS81G0.html

Driving Miss Sleazy 2...

What did I tell ya?! The former gov "confirmed" today that the stories are true. Can't wait to see what she flings at him now in retalitaion! Damn, divorce can get seriously ugly me thinks. The McGreevey's should do a reality show for VH-1 or Fox, " I Love New Pork - the Governors Mansion".

Driving Miss Sleazy...

Let the games begin! Mud-slinging for everyone!

So the driver for former NJ governor Jim McGreevey and his wife Dina Matos claims to have had sex with both of them...AT THE SAME TIME ! He says that she was totally informed of his homosexuality before they married and certainly after they were married she knew he was riding the bologna pony. She now denies this and claims it's a stunt because she is asking for $600K in a divorce - claiming fraud. She says she never knew he was ass up in bed before they were hitched and feels like she was duped when it all hit the fan. I don't know who to believe on this one but frankly I don't really care. I just want to see what happens next! This is like the appetizer to the Spitzer shit storm that's about to come ashore!

Didn't they realize this was a set-up?

This is hilarious:

http://www.idahostatesman.com/newsupdates/story/308723.html

The transcript of this conversation is so ridiculous you would have to know that this was some sort of news station or sting operation. The caller is wanting to earmark a donation to a planned parenthood clinic strictly for the purpose of aborting black fetuses. Um, how stupid was the employee of the clinic to believe this? And it kind of makes me wonder if this is a common thing that goes on with these kind of organizations.

Golddigger Superstars...

So, Heather Mills is getting $49 million dollars just for popping out a mini-Beatle from her crusty easy bake oven. It's times like these that I wish I had a vag. I was actually commenting on this the other day that if I was a woman, I would have a million dollars in the bank, a hot husband with a huge hoo-hoo and scars from the many abortions that I probably would have had because I probably would have been a total whore. So sick. Anyway, back to the one legged wonder...She claims to be "very, very happy" with the settlement. "It was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter's future and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with — because you know it has been my life for 20 years," she said. Um...bullshit! She'll probably give a hundred bucks to the local soup kitchen and spend the rest on herself. She is so transparent...and smart.

Some Headlines...

"Teacher Yanked From Classroom After Alleged 'Perky' Comment About Female Student's Body"
"Florida Middle School Teacher Charged for Sex With 14-Year-Old Student"
"Middle-School Teacher Gets Bail, Home Confinement for Sending Sexy Texts to 14-Year-Old Girl"
"Teacher's Aide Quits After Hosting Sex and Drugs Party for High School Students"

It's a little scary when you have to worry about your kids teacher, or the local priest for that matter, jonesing for some underage coochie or cornhole AS WELL AS worrying about whether the kid that everyone hates is bringing a gun to school AS WELL AS worrying about the drug dealers camped outside the school AS WELL AS worrying about the predators pretending to be kids hunting children on the internet. This is about the time that I want to bring a kid up in this world. I wonder if other countries have the same problems in this magnitude.

Obama's Pastor...

Just who I want giving spiritual advise to someone who may be president. Ridiculous! The more that is known about this guy the worse I feel for our future. So he claims that HIV was invented to bring down people of color (as I stated before, the race card gets played). The first actual case was a white women in Europe in the 70's. The disease was mostly concentrated in the gay community in the late 70's and early 80's and only in the 90's did it start to erode the minority communities which had the highest rates of infection at that point.

http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/03/14/obamas-spiritual-adviser-questioned-us-role-in-spread-of-hiv-sept-11-attacks/

The more that is known about this guy the worse I feel for our future.

NY Love Gov...

So the girl behind the sex scandal turns out to be a high school drop out that was homeless at one point and had "family issues". Well, DUH! Did we think that she was going to be the high school valedictorian or a school crossing guard? Maybe a champion for animal rights and social security reform? I'm just surprised she has all her teeth. Give her a week. She'll be telling all the nasty details to some rag sheet. I can't wait!

American Idol...

Well American Idol is upon us once again and I have already decided that I like the cute cherubic David Archuleta and that I absolutely can not stand that dirty haired Jason Castro. I was noticing that when they were doing the filmed intro's before they actually sing their song, he had flies buzzing around his head. The only thing that I thought of was that the flies were smelling some serious funk. I kinda barfed a little in my mouth after seeing that.

On a disappointing note, the stripper has gotten the boot. True he wasn't that great a singer but he was fun to look at. Oh well...I hope he didn't throw out the g-strings. They could come in handy now that the gravy train is over.

Camping on the toilet...

"Kansas Police: Woman Pried From Boyfriend's Toilet After Sitting on It for 2 Years"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html

Okay, if your girlfriend has been sitting on the toilet for more than an hour (let alone 2 YEARS!) call an ambulance people. She's either eaten too much cheese or is having a miscarriage, HELLO! The question still remains, "Where in the hell was the boyfriend going to the bathroom for the past 2 years?". I can imagine what this house smells like. Totally raw.

Mary Ann busted with Mary Jane...

Awesome. Dawn Wells from Gilligan's Island smokes the pot! 69 and high as a kite! Can't get any better than that. I wonder if she smoked out of coconut bongs back in the day? Grandma was caught with 4 roaches in the car, the windows rolled down, no jacket and smoke billowing out of the car! I wonder if she had Snoop or Dr. Dre in the CD player?

Kevorkian for PREZ...

Seems that Jack Kevorkian is going to run for office in Michigan. I would so vote for him if I could. I wonder what platform he's going to run on? One with a trap door or IV? Free Xanax and morphine with a rum and Coke chaser for everyone? I wonder if the polling places are going to be held in the backs of shabby vans in the middle of the woods, draw string curtains and all!

Obama...

Why is it that every time someone says something about this guy it turns into a "racist" remark or is addressed as one by his campaign people? It seems to me that they are hiding from the issues by trying to create smoke screens. Geraldine Ferraro had a point. I wish those douche bags at Obama central would just pull the string and purge the flow of garbage that is seeping from their hoo-hoos. Or just shut the fuck up. Or go away completely. Idiots. Can't believe that people are actually voting for this moron.

NY State Governor...

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I find it interesting that this guys wife is still hanging around the mansion. If my husband spent $80K on vag that wasn't my own (multiple vag at that!), I think I would be calling the realtor and looking for a place in Connecticut right about now. Ivan Lendl's house is on the market for $25 million. Just an option to consider...

I find it totally hilarious that this guy was squeaking the bed springs and soiling the hotel linen with call girls while the clueless wife was at home trying on pearls for the next "Save the ___" (insert random do-gooding cause here) cocktail party. So gross and yet intriguing. There is an upside to this though...No more "Shouting out" the stains in your husbands man-ties before the wash cycle! I wonder if former east coast governors McGreevey (NJ) and Roland (CT) called to congratulate him on a job well done?

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