Monday, April 28, 2008

Dat Der Truck Haz Dem Balls...

"State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles"

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN4O32105020080425

I've actually seen these on a few trucks and it is kinda startling when first observed. They kind of look real and kinda gross actually...

6 comments:

Slave to the dogs said...

I remember the first time I saw those. If I were in a comic strip I'd have had a bubble with a huge question mark above my head.

Unfortunately being trashy is still constitutional.

Anonymous said...

So I have never seen these things...and I want to! Just because it sounds soooo gross, and you would think that with all of the trucks around here at least one of them would have some balls.

Anonymous said...

This was the 1st blog I've seen. Pretty cool!! Liked that truck nutz story:)

Pugs said...

They kind of sway as the truck moves. It's quite interesting, gross and strangely erotic, LOL.

Metro said...

"Strangely erotic ..."

Uh, I'd have said disturbing.

I saw a guy recently who had these on a Toyota Celica, complete with neon underlights, red-chrome rims and wipers, and "pornstar" sticker in the rear window.

He lost one of the neon tubes and the bull balls by driving at high speed across a local parking lot, hitting an unpainted speed bump, and hopping the curb as a result.

Strikes me as fairly typical behaviour for the type who ornament their vehicles thusly.

Pugs said...

The "pornstar" sticker added the much needed class to that pimp ride...