Scouring the blogosphere I came across this little jewel:
"You Barack haters need to get with the program. There are special rules for Barack that you need to follow when referring to the Great One:
- You can't ever say Obama's middle name.
- You can't repeat what Obama says - nor try to explain it or put it into context.
- You can't mention Obama's decades-long relationships with racist pastors, criminal real-estate tycoons, or left wing radicals.
- You are supposed to ignore any and all statements and actions Obama has shown with respect to American flag lapel pins, pledging allegiance, or standing attention when the national anthem is played.
- Baracks experience is not supposed to be relevant; only his "soaring rhetoric" and the fact that he's a smooth talker (when on-script, that is).
- You are to believe him when he says talking with terrorists is good for the country.
- Whenever he or his wife says something that is racist, anti-American, or socialist -- we're to look under rocks and leaves until we can twist it into a Karl Rove plot, or pin it on President Bush.
Compliance with these rules is mandatory.
Obama/08 "
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