Ughh...Slow News Day...

Well, I could ponder over whether Ashley Simpson is preggers (will be an ugly baby), how Tom Cruise may be worried that Katie is not eating because of Posh Spice (pray to Xenu that she comes around), Rob Lowe's nanny crisis (she's lying most likely, golddigger), Heather Mills being a judge on the Miss USA pageant (ROFL! Like she has any idea of what beauty is, soulless vulture) or any number of celebs being arrested for DUI but honestly, who really gives a fuck?...