"Middle School Girl's Perfume Sends 11 Students, Bus Driver to Hospital "
This is totally retarded, yet quite befitting a mid-schooler.
It must have been J-Lo's "Glow"...either that or Paris Hilton's "Just Me"...
Being that the vapors were so toxic, the government should look into this fragrance as a chemical weapon. Imagine the possibilities.
"If you're out for a night on the town or dirty bombing a Afghan village, GLOW from J-Lo"...
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Hey don't hate on my JLo....Ive worn many a JLo or Paris Hilton scent in my days mister
Anyone remember "Impulse Body Spray"?
It was the first product I turned out to be allergic to.
I suppose that might have been the desired effect, but I'm not sure ...
Their tag line used to be "... So when a complete stranger suddenly gives you flowers, that's Impulse."
"... So when a complete stranger at a party who's trying to grope you suddenly starts sneezing uncontrollably, that's Impulse" does rather lack a certain something.
@ GMichael: I wouldn't brag about that. People might think you are gay or something...
@ Metro: LOL! I do remember that because my mother had bought that stuff a few times. I used to think, "Impulse? yeah the Impulse to gag and vomit..." I can see the benefit of using this as a creep controller at parties. Any unwanted advances can be sheilded by a few sprays of this magical potion. They should have marketed it that way after the fervor wore off originally.
I HAVE SMELT THAT J-LO STUFF AND IT STINKS TO HIGH HELL. I WONDER IF SHE IS CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO WEAR THAT STENCH?
It seems like every no talen harlot in Hollywood has a "fragrance". I can't wait until Lindsay Lohan's frangrance "Tuna Boat" comes out in November...
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