"Horrific High School Football Hazing Case Shakes New Mexico Town"
Oh for crying out loud, this is not that bad of an incident.
The headline makes it seem like the broomsticks were actually stuck up inside of their stinkholes instead of what was probably just poking at the rim with the broom handle. "Horrific" my ass! Sounds like a regular Saturday night at the club.
Now if the coach pulled out his boner and started smacking it on someone's head, THAT would be horrific...(I'm getting hot and bothered just thinking about that one actually, but I digress...)...They had their fucking shorts on for Chrisakes! Sounds like another overblown bullshit case of hazing.
Las Vegas, NM is a shit hole anyway. They need some sort of entertainment out there.
Now if it were possible to stick something up your ass while still having your clothes on, gay bars in America would truly be a site to behold. In fact I might venture out to the dance floor more often...
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SOUNDS LIKE THE BOYS WERE CLOSET CASES. WHO FINDS IT INTERSTING TO STICK A BROOMSTICK UP YOUR BUTT? THEN AGAIN, DON'T ANSWER THAT!
Sounds like these boys are future leather daddies if you ask me.
Actually, the article seems to contradict itself--claiming that the broomsticks were forced into the boys' rectums whilst simultaneously saying it happened "over their athletic shorts." Which I'd imagine was a hell of a lot more painful, when you think about it. It's still bullying at best.
If that happened to my kid, with the coach knowing, I'd want more than just his job.
"Now if it were possible to stick something up your ass while still having your clothes on, gay bars in America would truly be a site to behold. In fact I might venture out to the dance floor more often..."
Um ... you're joking, right? Surely you're aware there's a solution?
Polish up your dancin' shoes!
Though they're probably not legal in Georgia, and certainly not in Alabama.
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