"Mom tells cops icy bodies in freezer are her kids"
Damn, remind me not to ask this psycho to babysit my pugs in the near future!
I must admit, this is a great way to deter childhood rebellions. Just tell them the story of the freezer fairy and I'm sure they will end up eating their veggies and cleaning their rooms...
She kind of looks like the love child of Jabba the Hut and Krusty the clown from the Simpsons with that weave on her head.
Just a question: How does one choose the proper shoe for a beating? Do I go with the steel-toed or the hard-heeled? Or can I use both? And when is it appropriate to involve the cord around the neck or is that for the more advanced course?
I can only imagine how the shit got on her shirt. I like the cut of her jibe though, jumping out of the window all Texas Chainsaw Massacre style and running for the hills. Totally disturbing...
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lol...omg i was actually going to post that story yesterday on my blog, i read that in the NY Daily News lol....can u imagine? did she honestly never expect people to find out????
ROFL! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING. LIKE SHE TOTALLY JUST RAN FOR THE WINDOW AND DIVED OUT. THEN SHE GOT UP HOBBLING OFF TO THE NEIGHBORS. TOO FUNNY!
FREEZER FAIRY, LOL! THAT'S A BEDTIME STORY I NEVER HEARD.
I'm wondering if she had the shoes ON while she was beating the crap out of the kid? That's where the real story is. Was she using karate kicks or plain out stomping that shit?
Hmmm...GMichael seems to almost be writing the same things on his blog as mine all the time. What are you Perez now! Are you spying on me? Anyway, when are we going to have drinks again? This time in Hartford.
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