Monday, June 2, 2008

Anyone Got A Wrench I Can Borrow?...

"Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis"

Cock rings

Ha ha! This guy was totally using these as cock rings! The article states that they had to use fire brigade "equipment" to cut the washers off of his hoo-hoo. I wonder if that means they had to use the jaws-of-life which would almost be as bad as getting a bj from someone with braces. So I'm thinking he was partying, having a good time, met some hot stud (come on, it's quite obvious the bloke is gay, a straight guy would have used string, hello) and decided that he was going to impress him with some penile origami and then got all twisted up in the steel washers. Totally plausible scenario in the gay world. What I'm interested in hearing about is: What he was thinking from the time he realized that he needed the paramedics to the time he actually called for them. All kinds of shit was probably racing through his head, LOL! Nice...

2 comments:

Slave to the dogs said...

I've never seen a washer sized appropriately for a cock ring! That must be one mini-member.

Pugs said...

Or he's using an actual washer...and dryer...