"Angry Kids Protest Gas Prices After Mom Cancels Cable TV"
It's either food or cable, what do you want?...
I'm curious to see what these 2 girls look like. I picture them as total couch potatoes.
Seriously, God forbid if we actually have to go outside to play and entertain ourselves rather than sit in front of the appropriately named "boob tube". I'm sure they would have done the same thing if Hannah Montana was cancelled. The next protest will be about mom having to buy Toasted O's at Walmart instead of name brand Cherrios...
I'm looking forward to the first round of celebrity gas endorsements. Like the first few would all be "B" list celebrities like: "Judith Light for Exxon Mobile" or "Corbin Bernsen uses only Shell". Then when they realize that people actually are falling for this gimmick they'll get someone like P-Dildo to appeal to the black market, Julia Roberts for the housewives out there and some action hero like the Rock to schlock to the male demo. Should be interesting...
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